ZigZagerate

They way stoners always always think that things are bigger, faster or better than they really are.

Dude, he was driving down the road doing like 200 miles an hour, eating 10 pounds of chocolate cake and drinking a gallon of coffee, while steering with his knees!

C'mon, 200 hundred miles an hour? Dont ZigZagerate!

No really! I saw the speedometer!

You're ZigZagerating!

by TheOneAndOnlyBakker December 31, 2009

Zigzagging pussies

The act or practice of the thrusting and/or plunging of one's phallic element into multiple clitorises at an acute angle greater than 0 degrees but less than 90 degrees; in a sense, at an angle that, once reflected about the y-axis, resembles a zig-zag pattern.

"Dood last night I was zigzagging pussies until 4 am!"

"Ayo homes I feel you, lemme get in on dat zigzagging next tyme!"

by ImmaRazzleYourDazzle February 27, 2010

Zigzagging

The act of buying a "zig-zag" bus ticket (allowing one to travel to many different stops) and beating up people from each town you stop in.

I'm annoyed as fuck! lets go zigzagging to take some anger out!, I'm a good fighter because I go zigzagging for practice.

by DreDawgiscaramel October 27, 2011

zigzagoon

a bumblehead. an NPC. an idiot. can't do anything right. unremarkable in every way.

A: I can't believe his plan was to go to the bowling alley when it closed 30 minutes later. What a waste of time.
B: Yeah that dude's a zigzagoon ,man

by Mike Hawkington the Third July 11, 2023