Zerker

underground warrior for the people

Pass the vodka comrade

by Anonymous April 6, 2003

Zeked

A Poker term describing when you lose in a hand of Poker after being ahead.

When the Dealer turned over the last card it gave my opponent a winning flush hand, which zeked my straight that was winning

by Peterj May 28, 2015

zeroed

To be defeated or nullified by someone or something. Its history stems from low-level programming where memory is often filled with zeros before use. It may be used as synonym for more tired terms such as pwned.

"Dude, you just got zeroed by that left-handed albino midget!"

OR

"I was zeroed by that nub's zerg rush, kekeke."

by miknight August 9, 2006

zeked out

The term for when one has accomplished the most ballin level of fucking cocaine awesomeness.

The term was invented by two pimp ass cocaine cowboys at a Midwestern college we won't name. Essentially the term is a hybrid of geeked up and zooted out.

I'm staying in tonight man. I got waaaay too zeked out last night.

Damn dude, I'm zeeeeekin' out of my FUCKING MIND man!!!

by mo'erfuckin hoss-ass nigguh November 13, 2010

zerkel theorem

its the definition of anything you cant define. it always works!

if you dont know the awnser to a question or your trying to give someone a reason...just say it fallows the zerkel theorem.

by susan the 3rd June 1, 2010

zeked up

Fucked up as pertaining to an electrical installation. It, in and of itself has many gradient levels, such as 'slightly zeked up', or 'extremely zeked up', but all versions have to do with describing the level of incompetence. Also may be inserted for the phrase "fucked up" in most circumstances.

"Wow that pipe work is extremely 'zeked up' I wonder how long it will be before Electric Jesus instructs one or all of us to de-zekeify the south west corner of the building?!"

"Ewww, someone shit on the toilet seat...man that's totally zeked up"

by Electric Moses March 27, 2009

Zeroed Out

The result of an event of series of events which has stripped a man of everything he valued.

While this can be the result of many things, it is most often the result of divorce, as family courts are infamously biased against men, where all it takes is a few small lies and a man loses his children, home, assets, income, dignity, friends, family, and sense of purpose.

Dude, did you hear about Mike!?

He got zeroed out by his ex-wife. He had to move in with his dad.

by Yeah_Nope January 10, 2023