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Jew-vu-zela

Much like the vuvuzela recently used during the 2010 world cup but made of solid gold and with the tips cut off. Normally hidden in the jews under crackers where noone will dare venture.
Mate ask that gurl if she will blow on your Jew-vu-zela.
by rik4king July 20, 2010
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Zelal

Zelal's are known to be very pretty , clever , popular, funny and talented . People around her don't really like her because there jelouse of her talents and her beauty, she also has a great attitude and is very loyal and charming too those around her . Zelal's are also unique and are very socialising ... well many of them ;) they have a great sence of humour and always find a way to make others luagh . They also could get angry easily so if you treat her like shit then YOU BETTER RUN BITCH !! BECUASE YOU FINALLY REACHED HER INNER ANGER ... YOIR FAULT !!
Fake hoe 1 - " wow look at Zelal she's stealing my man !"

Fake hoe 2 - "You must have watched out R.I.P dawg "
by Cry.. September 27, 2019
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zelazenhooch

Although not the same in nature, the afforementioned word is indeed related to a gutty zelaz.

You know you have experienced such a happening when you are encountered by a zelaz. Sometime during said encounter you are perhaps politely asked to go smoke blunts in a nearby forest. Unfortunately these promises of free weed only end in an bedeviled way: a zelaz, now wearing either a top hat or pilots hat, will suddenly shapeshift into gay lover mode. Now, with only you in a zelaz's sights, your unfortunate doom inevitably awaits you: fondlage or butt rape.
Man you wont believe what just happened to me. Some gay guy tried to rape me in the forest.. thankfully i got away with some free weed n bogies... goddamn zelazenhooch..
by db squirtin November 26, 2010
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Zelal

Zelal’s are powerful and determined people they make there own rules and are born leaders . They aren’t afraid of anyone and will speak there thoughts out loud if it comes to an unfair situation ; they will win . Zelal’s are talented ,creative people they are fast learners and are good at anything if you doubt her she will prove you wrong they are dream chasers and stubborn people !! Zelal’s are also fast people they like to finish anything as soon as they set there mind on it they could be and look a bit lazy but don’t think that she can’t do anything ! They are usually attention seekers and like to be apart of something exiting and adventurous they usually end in does situations in life but they are up for it ! They are naturally crazy and sarcastic people they have a weird set of mind and act differently but they are mature in most situations or events well most of them haha . They don’t fail to impress others and have big achievements they have a great figure and usually are insecure of themselves but they are beautiful then what they think they are there own friends (: they could be a bit confusing but people around them are used to it and adore it !! And that’s what a Zelal is , it’s a unique name but it has many meanings to it and maybe many more (;
Person 1 - “ is that zelal I thought she wouldn’t come “

Person 2 - “ I am not surprised but I know that this party is gonna get wild “

Person 3- “ yup she bring the fun in here can’t wait “
by SakuraKisses June 8, 2020
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zelal

Zelal is a kind, relaxed and very chilled person. Zelal likes her own space, so you better give it to her. Zelal isn't much of a talker, but when you get to know her, you'll talk everyday. Zelal is also patient, and says the right things at the right time. Zelal is strong, fierce and always has this burning passion deep within her, that burns brighter than her fears. She is truly an amazing woman.
Zelal is an epitome of beauty.

Mr X: What do stars look like?
Mr E: They look like Zelal
by EMATOS October 21, 2017
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Zelah

This type of woman is :hard to find, kind hearted ,naturally beautiful,very rare ,a great partner and a great lover
Dude look it's a Zelah

I want one !!!
by Singing_2077 November 11, 2016
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gutty zelaz

when you go camping with all guys and attempt to perform gutty sexual tactics upon them. you take them out into the bush with promise's of blunts but really all you get is a mental scar for the rest of your now tainted life. very similar but not unlike a gutty tinsly
eli and chris ball at lions valley , phillip zelazny attempted to wheel them both and failed, thus sending him into a very sad career of bad stand up comedy and roaming sunday in a lepord print gimp suit. this is an exellent example of a "gutty zelaz"
by wu tang 420 January 10, 2010
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