Ze

The new, English, non-gendered, third-person singular, personal pronoun. Used in the following circumstances: (1) when the gender of the person/entity is unknown, (2) to refer to persons who wish to be identified as gender neutral, (3) to refer to generless items that have been humanized, and to refer to genderless persons/animals.

Also, to refer to individuals of the future race of sentient machines.

1) I've never met Jesse, is ze a dude or a chick?
2) Jesse is a badass lezzie. Ze goes spelunking on the daily.
3) The Titanic wasn't supposed to sink, zes designers were just massively incompetent.
4)My dog just got neutered, now ze is so sad.

by RiverTroll January 28, 2013

ze

another word to say the

ze pink panther diamond has been stolen

how is ze drive back home from san diego?

by sheena fierce September 27, 2009

ze

The...only it is used when peopel are trying to pull off a fake french accent

That was ze best crossiant ive ever had

by briggitte March 27, 2005

ze

ze-why bother using the word the any more when you can say ze

1:is the pie ready yet
2:no you should be asking is ZE pie ready yet

by alex levy September 20, 2007

ze

Ze is a gender neutral pronoun. It refers to someone who does not fit into gender binary.

Ze is wearing such a cute shirt!

by mary fuckshit July 21, 2004

Ze'

A word that means really cool or amazing.
(Created by Tristy and Lore)

Dude those new shoes are so Ze'!

by adsfdasfsdafdssadfsd March 10, 2009

ze

Socialist politically correct newspeak. An attempt by fanatical liberal deconstructionists to force others to think like them by changing the language they think with.

"ze who controls the present, controls the past and the future"- George Orwell.

"ze" is liberal propaganda.

by nutter March 16, 2007