Someone that has recently taken an Ambien and it has kicked in... they are awake but no longer cognisant of what is happening around them
It's 11pm, my girlfriend is turning into a Zambie... she'll start texting me nonsense any minute now
by Nizzlelicious January 8, 2015
Get the Zambie mug.An undead deer. Similar to the zombie, the zambie wanders the forest, it's brain capable only of base function. Like the zombie, the zambie is inexhaustible. Possibly reanimated by contagion or virus, the zambie appears to have a narrow focus, to kill and eat smaller forest creatures and to lie in wait at roadside to ambush motorcycles. Otherwise, it's existence appears to lack purpose.
The process of corporeal deterioration is not slowed by the condition and the progressively rotting zambie will continue to pursue its singular purpose until it is destroyed. Also like the human derived zombie, the zambie can only be stopped by destroying the brain.
In regions populated by inept hunters and human derived zombies, the zambie population tends to increase, suggesting that the virus can spread across species. It is postulated that undead worms might act as a link, however this remains unproven as there appears to be no way to differentiate an undead worm from a normal worm.
The process of corporeal deterioration is not slowed by the condition and the progressively rotting zambie will continue to pursue its singular purpose until it is destroyed. Also like the human derived zombie, the zambie can only be stopped by destroying the brain.
In regions populated by inept hunters and human derived zombies, the zambie population tends to increase, suggesting that the virus can spread across species. It is postulated that undead worms might act as a link, however this remains unproven as there appears to be no way to differentiate an undead worm from a normal worm.
The existence of the zambie suggests that the folly of man is visited upon the creatures of the forest.
by Oddiologist July 10, 2012
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It's 11pm, my girlfriend is turning into a Zambien... she'll start texting me nonsense any minute now
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