zapper

The act of pleasuring a woman by inserting a 9 volt battery into her vagina, delivering a shock of happiness.

Dude, I gave my girlfriend a zapper last night and she hella liked it.

by Chiun Lang Pow October 11, 2007

zapper

When a person takes a battery (usually a 9 volt) and inserts it into a womans vagina delivering a shock of pleasure, but mostly pain. She might not like it but her reaction will be funny as fuck.

Dude I gave my girl a zapper last night and she almost fell off the bed in surprise.

by Chiun Lang Pow October 9, 2007

zapper

It when a guy goes down on girl and is licking her clit and puts one finger in
her ass and 2 in her crotch!

don't have one

by rsonee February 19, 2004

zapper

using your middle and index finger in the vagina of you partner while inserting your pinky in her rectum for sexual pleasure

i.e. two in the pink one in the stink

billy grabbed her hair, spit in her mouth and gave her a zapper.

by Redbush January 6, 2006

Yap Zapper

A novel new invention that humanely temporarily silences those annoying neighborhood yapping dogs for up to 24 hours per zap.

Honey, why don’t ‘ya grab the Yap Zapper, so we can get some sleep?

by Dr Bunnygirl September 10, 2019

Yapper Zapper

A humane and highly effective stun-gun type of instrument that’s used to silence the highly annoying yapper next door who is the bane of your otherwise quiet existence.

I got myself a Yapper Zapper and was pleased to see that it gently ushers any yappy dog into a sudden and prolonged nap that is pleasurable both to the dog as well as to the entire neighborhood!

by Dr Bunnygirl May 12, 2021

Crap Zapper

A yet to be introduced, novel invention that dematerializes all feces from all species when it’s special rays hit the shit and there’s nothing left to have to pick up.

So to make every walk with your canine buddy the very best, all you have to do is aim the Crap Zapper at the pile of dogshit and BLAMMO, it's all gone in an instant!

by Dr Bunnygirl July 18, 2020