Your mother

Your mother is one of the largest and heaviest objects in the universe, weighing in at 1.989 x 1030 kg. To get an idea of how big this is, this is 330,000 times the weight (mass) of Earth. In our solar system, your mother is by far the heaviest object.

Mary: What is the heaviest thing in the universe?
Jeremy: Your mother

by BallSweat69 May 8, 2022

Your mother

She's fat and dumb

Your mother's so fat, when she gets on an elevator, she has no choice but to go down!

by MrRandomDefined March 21, 2023

Your mother

what i fucked last night

I fucked your mother

by wtf?!?!?! July 17, 2003

Your mother

Someone in which everyone goes inside of.

"Dude, I'm in your mother!"

by CBT Enforcer November 27, 2019

Your mother

Who I have had sexual intercourse with.

Jane: Hey baby who did you first have sex with?
Suzan: Your mother.

by Therealmilflover69 May 2, 2021

Your mother

ugly tramp

eat a dick, ya mother!

by ya mumnation October 26, 2003

Your mother

A beginning of an insult that is apparantly "funny".
But tbh isnt.

Only if it's really insulting,
you'll laugh your ass off.

Your mother has chest hair.

LOL@HER

by goregoregoregore April 19, 2008