Cat got your thumbs

–adjective 1. temporarily deprived of the ability to think of a resonce, while texting, by strong emotion, physical weakness, exhaustion, etc.
You never responded to my text about being pregnant. What's the matter, cat got your thumbs?
by nugmonster February 22, 2009
Get the Cat got your thumbs mug.

cat got your thumb

an expression of surprise caused by the failure to respond by the other half of an SMS conversation
What's up dude cat got your thumb?!
by Barry Lloyd July 20, 2005
Get the cat got your thumb mug.
It means you want to engage in sexual acts with the person. Instead of only using your middle finger to give someone the bird, adding your thumb let’s said person know you want to get it on with them.
Kyle: *Flips girl off with thumb*
Girl: “He flipped me off with his thumb. He wants to fuck! Flipping someone off with your thumb means they want to do it!”
by smile.dog.exe.1616 November 17, 2020
Get the Flipping Someone Off With Your Thumb mug.
...And help, you lazy fuck!

Getting your thumb out of your ass means to stop wasting time doing nothing when you've got shit to do.
"Ugh, I hate English. It's so boring!"
"Yeah, well this is a Group Project, so you're not the only one one whose neck is on the line. So get your thumb out of your ass and help, you lazy fuck!"
by A Lazy Fuck May 01, 2010
Get the Get Your Thumb Out of Your Ass mug.
used in Romeo and Juliet. during that time period it was the equal of flicking someone off= highly offensive.
"do you bite your thumb at us sir?"
"yeah, wanna make something of it?"
by a loser March 11, 2004
Get the do you bite your thumb at us sir mug.

Cat got your thumb?

In Messaging, a subtle inquiry as to whether the other party composes text at the same speed he or she composes thoughts.
This is not a trick question. It's a week late, where's my package... (long pause) Cat got your thumb?
by Zappin' Nap April 29, 2021
Get the Cat got your thumb? mug.