A different way to say "you've got to be kidding me." Or "you're pulling my leg."
A phrase of disbelief.
Usually used in a playful manner.
A phrase of disbelief.
Usually used in a playful manner.
Example 1: (playful)
Man: I have a double rainbow shirt.
Woman: You've got to be shitting me!
Man: Nah! Totally got one!
Woman: No fucking way.
Man: Way.
Example 2: (serious)
Man 1: I was waiting around to be picked up for three damn hours.
Man 2: Dude... you've got to be shitting me.
Man 1: Fuckin serious, man.
Man: I have a double rainbow shirt.
Woman: You've got to be shitting me!
Man: Nah! Totally got one!
Woman: No fucking way.
Man: Way.
Example 2: (serious)
Man 1: I was waiting around to be picked up for three damn hours.
Man 2: Dude... you've got to be shitting me.
Man 1: Fuckin serious, man.
by LCNeko October 31, 2015
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the If You've Got It, Croissant It Burger, you should try it!"
by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 20, 2018
An expression basically meant to tell someone to shut up. Actually means that the listener has 2 options: Shut the hell up or suck on your genitalia.
by Jonny Jewsalot March 8, 2004
Tim: "Derek, you're right, you've got the squid by the throat there."
Derek: "Man that shit is good"
Derek: "Man that shit is good"
by Alex G Thomas January 19, 2008
You've got Nice Teeth is a statement to be made to someone talking too much as an indication that someone's mouth is open too much.
You've got nice Teeth A statement made to stop a blabbermouth. Example: . .and she wouldn't' shut up so finally I got a chance to interject, you've got Nice Teeth as a kind way to tell her to stop talking.
by Cwhrep February 17, 2018
by RimJob420 November 23, 2016
by YouLocalTroll March 28, 2014