Yoon

as well as it being used as the word penis, it can also be used instead of you

"how are yoons doing"

"Do one of yoons wanna lend me a five"

by A Person From Derby May 5, 2007

yooned

The act of not making a purchase after working extremely hard on researching and selecting the desired product which is often essential for oneself.

The yooner will put in a high degree of research into the product and will find the best deal but end up missing out because they are not much fun.

A loose synonym to “missing out”

I found a great deal on a coffee machine. It’s being sold at a great price (20% off), I love coffee and it will pay for itself within weeks.

Hmm I won’t get it today because it might drop in price by another 50% tomorrow.

Next day: oh no, the coffee machine deal I found has expired before I could make the purchase, the price has increased 20% I yooned it.

by Ilovekpmg December 28, 2021

yoon

In Scotland: a shortening of 'unionist', one who wants Scots and Englishmen to remain politically united.

According to the 2014 referendum, 55% of Scots are yoons.

by Bedlamite10 May 2, 2016

yoon

a non-erect, or flaccid penis

he whipped out his yoon in front of everyone, leaving it dangling for all to see

by eric stritter October 26, 2006

yoon

A mix of the words "you" and "don't", use by people who talk too fast for they own good.

If a girl show you her tits, yoon even gone know what to do wit'em!

by I refuse to give my name to a machine August 18, 2007

yoon

meaningful, healthy and fun conversation.

when i and david met we had a great yoon.

by jumaanji October 24, 2020

yoons

a word describing a person from ur social group used by devvo from fat pie

Omg yoons, neva guess what ive done......had sex with a cow!

by Coop1 May 28, 2008