the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger

Masturbation.
In other words:
Choking the chicken
Choking the monkey
wacking off
jerking off
shaking hands with man's best friend
teasing the weasel

Dude, we all know that last night you did the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger.

by Alex Bahder January 27, 2006

purple headed yogurt slinger

boner
erection
pitching a tent
sporting a wood
icicles formed
the march is on
stiffy
mr. mortis
rigor mortis has set in
flesh rocket
jack's magic beanstalk
tall tommy
mushroom on a stick
and, uh, pedro

varsity blues classic scene, purple headed yogurt slinger is the final example prior to pedro.

by Mikey Cee May 4, 2006

purple helmet yogurt slinger

one of the better synonyms for penis. Often said preceding laughter.

On his way to the carnival, the purple helmet yogurt slinger attacked several bearded clam encampments.

by Purple Helmet Yogurt Slinger October 27, 2008

Purple headed yogurt slinger

Nick-name for a penis.

She wanted the purple headed yogurt slinger....so she drug her boyfriend to the bedroom for some one on one action!

by Jimmy Callback January 25, 2020

Purple-headed Yogurt Slinger

After the cock has become fully erect, and the choking of the member has turned it a light tint of purple, a consentrated, fishy-smelling white substance is slung from the head like yogurt.

After a woman has performed felatio on her man(hopefully her man) and she has yogurt on her face, the Purple Head has Slung the Yogurt.

by John September 20, 2003

one eyed purple headed yogurt slinger

It's a term for a friggin' dick. Penis. Schlong.

"Stop touchin' my pants like that or my One Eyed Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger is gunna come out and slap you across the face, BITCH!"

by Kay-Cizzle April 24, 2006

the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger.

fucking ur hand intematly or hardcore

i do the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger way 2 often

by chaseathon! September 22, 2003