Yoga Pants

Comfortable black pants that cater to menopausal women in order to help them feel sexier than they actually are. Commonly paired with wine to enhance the delusion.

My 49 year-old mother was sitting on the couch drinking Pinot Noir and said, "I just live in my yoga pants!"

by Artlife September 5, 2018

yoga pants

a push-up bra but for your butt

Guy 1: "Dude look at dat booty"
Guy 2: "Nah man it's just da yoga pants"

by Johanna Barret February 8, 2014

Yoga pants

Quite possibly the best invention ever.

Yoga pants make women even hotter.

by Th\\\thebic January 31, 2019

yoga pants

sweatpants for hot girls

guy: She was way to hot to be wearing sweatpants so i bought her yoga pants.

other guy: thanks from all mankind bro

by bobop677766 November 15, 2011

Yoga pants

the best thing invented since short skirts

Adam:hey dude, i totally saw Emily's camel toe in her yoga pants today

Benjamin:who didnt see it?

by ohhhhmg45 June 13, 2011

Yoga Pant Effect

When a girl always wears tight pants/jeans to give the appearance that she has a fat ass.

Guy 1: Damn! She got a fat ass!
Guy 2: Nah bruh, she just using the yoga pant effect

by Negro Earlobe June 20, 2017

Yoga Pants Party

To throw a party that consists of all the women wearing yoga pants.

Chris- Hey bro, lets have a yoga-
Ty- Yoga Pants party??!?!! I'm Down! Dank Dank!

by Fall of Troy Troy of Fall December 21, 2010