I wasn't born yesterday

Something you say in order to tell someone that you are not stupid and are not easily deceived.

Mom: Timmy, what was that sound?
Timmy: Idk mom, it was probably Johnny masturbating again.
Mom: I wasn't born yesterday. Get your damn girlfriend out of your room.

by susanandvictor4eva April 24, 2015

lookin' like yesterday

looking sloppy, unbathed, or lookin as you did yesterday

That girl is lookin' like yesterday.

by totalpackage_08 December 23, 2008

pre-yesterday

The day before yesterday

Tyrone: What the fuck is pre-yesterday?

Shalissa: The day before yesterday.

by Fetch, Betch. October 20, 2017

Dr. Yesterday

Someone who is hopelessly un-hip & out of date.

Phil: Hey Norm, I'm thinking of getting tickets for the Stevie Ray Vaughn concert for me & my 20 year old g/f.
Norm: Hey Dr. Yesterday, I think she'd rather go to to see Gwen Stefani. Plus, just so you know, Stevie Ray Vaughn's been dead for like 15 years, cockhead.
Phil: Oh...

by Bangboy February 6, 2010

Yesterday pants

The pants you wore yesterday, also the first place to check when you can't find your keys,wallet or cell phone.

Guy 1: I can't find my car keys
Guy 2: Did you check your yesterday pants?
Guy 1: Oh yeah there they are. Thanks.

by captainaverage July 9, 2010

yesterday

When someone tries to make their incompetence your problem by demanding the impossible. When asked when they need something done they respond with "yesterday." This response generally baffles the questioner because it is impossible, inconsiderate, annoying, pompous, and lame.

Bill: When do you need this project finished?
Steve: (matter of factly) Yesterday.
Bill: (thinking) What a lazy, pompous, piece of sh*t a-hole.

by dalaillama April 15, 2010

Yesterfarts

The stink that exists in your favorite couch cushion as a result of the 4,000 or so farts that you've pumped into it during its lifetime. Normally surfacing when you drop down fast on said cushion and release the yesterfarts back into your face.

You: "Thanks for dropping by. Why don't you have a seat and make yourself at home?"

Victim: "Sure thing. Well I wanted to talk to you about...holy shit, did you just cut one?"

You: "No"

Victim: "Yes you did!" Your ass smells like old potato chips and mayonnaise!"

You: "That wasn't me. I noticed you flopped onto my cushion so what you're smelling are my yesterfarts. Now can we get back to our conversation and you're inevitable question on whether or not I fucked your mother? Yes, by the way."

by Knuckles1 February 14, 2010