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Suck your cousins dick day

August 14 is the international day for sucking your cousins dick, just find your cousin, take their pants off and start sucking

Today there are no consequences whatsoever, your family will be proud of you
Hey Tyler, let me suck your dick today on our grandparents bed

Suck your cousins dick day
by Pigfish August 14, 2021
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October 16th is National Kiss your Cousin Day. You can kiss your cousin without any harm or consequence
Me: Kisses Cousin

Cousin:Why’d you do that!?

Me: It’s National Kiss your Cousin Day!

Cousin: les fuk
by Daddddyyyyyieis October 15, 2019
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National Slap Your Cousins Face Day is about you slapping your cousins face THIS IS NOT A JOKE if you hate them it’s on the 17th August
Hey Anna, since your my cousin and it National Slap Your Cousins Face Day I can slap you.
by Eliooo August 12, 2021
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your hot cousin

A diss to replace the rather old 'your mom'
Sierra: Hey kris, whatcha doing tonight??
Kris: Oh, your hot cousin.

Kris: Whats your favorite animal at the zoo?
Sierra: Your hot cousin.
by SIRKKRIS March 23, 2008
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Boy 1: Hey did you do your homework last night.
Boy 5: no but i did your mom
Random dude who needs a life: OHHHHHHHHH! SHNAP!
Boy 1: Yeah well, i bet my mom wasnt as good as your 2nd cousin twice removed!
Random dude who needs a life: OHHHHHHHHHH! somebody got uber noob pwned!
by BrianX94 May 30, 2009
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The phrase your mom says when your retard of a cousin comes to visit and wants to play fortnite or whatever game that is mainstream at the time. The best course of action is uninstalling the GPU driver (thank me later)
Mom: (whatever your name is), your little cousin wants to play on your computer.
You:Can I just tell him that my PC is broken?
Mom:No!
by B8EDUM8 January 11, 2021
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Slap your cousin day

Arina: hey pavel
Pavel: yes?

Arina: *slaps*
Pavel: ow

Arina: happy slap your cousin day
by Your_weird September 7, 2021
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