re kink your wife

Originally created by a user on WATTPAD named @RyujinIsAMood, re kink your wife happens whenever your wifi Is out and autocorrect lags and instead of saying "re connect your wifi" it changes to "re kink your wife".

Guy 1 - "Damn bro my wifi is out"
Guy 2 - "you should re kink your wife"

by no-oneimportant September 11, 2023

"Your and You're" Disease

The, "Your and You're" Disease (YYD) is obtained when one is bemused whether to utilize "your" or "you're" to their statement or an interrogatory question as an example. "Your" is a possession, used to describe one's property or item. "You're" is a contraction for the words, "You are", although it does not matter which one is selected from "You're" and "You are". Many may attain this syndrome if they are exposed to:

- Social media memes

- The repetition of others typing wrong from right

- Lack of education

There are no known antibiotics nor medicinal syrups and pills to dispose of this disease, but there are a few procedural actions one may do to reduce the disease in general so it is barely noticed by others.

- Get a grammar book

- Learn from others

- Get an education

Person A.) Hey, your getting robbed.

Person B.) It seems your brain has already been stolen.

Person C.) Now that's some acute "Your and You're" Disease!

by Ninja of Logic May 26, 2014

Your and You're

Two words that are commonly mixed up by idiots who need to improve their shitty grammar. I see these kind of people very often over the internet, and it pisses me off. They also often sound very similar to this:

"z0mg d0000d you're hair is s000 awe3summ brahhhhh! your the awesomest doooood!!!!!11!!!!1!!!one!!!one!!"

Although some people have realized the true difference between the two words, let me explain the differences to those who still have not.

The word "Your" is used when showing possession.
The word "You're" is used when describing the person you are communicating with.

Examples of how you should really use the words Your and You're:

Your: Your hair. Your terrible grammar. Your small penis.

You're: You're the person with bad grammar. You're a faggot.

by Mike Starace July 27, 2010

You're fucking your ass from within

This is when the shit you take is extremely painful, or there's a dick that's coming out of your ass. Whichever is your case.

Person 1: I had a painful shit today.
Person 2: Oh, you're fucking your ass from within.
Person 1: What?

by betard6000 June 23, 2021

you're smelling your upper lip

Smelling your upper lip is an insult for when someone is saying someone else smells, so they tell them that it's them, because there nose is close to there upper lip

"Y'all smell dat? Smells poor.."
"You're smelling your upper lip."

by Candy x Cindy April 15, 2020

I want to borrow your copy of Re-animator

A reference to the film American Beauty. Basically just slang for, "I'd like to buy some pot."

The young man strolled up to the dealer, nodding to him.
"I want to borrow your copy of Re-animator"

by TFE October 26, 2006

the difference between you're and your

Your is a possession, and you're means you are, you idiot.

YOU'RE a dumb skunt because YOUR grammar is horrid, just like YOUR face
Wow I'm so glad I know the difference between you're and your!

by Ur fucking face February 10, 2015