"You're doing it wrong."

Its what you would say to someone who is failing it miserably, or got "ownt".

"I tried to cut my wrists with an electric razor.""You're doing it wrong."

by [RFA]Quiksilver March 30, 2008

You're Holding It Wrong

1. Steve Job's joke of an excuse when customers complained about loosing reception on their new iPhone 4 mobile devices, a problem that occasionally occurs from gripping the phone in the left hand corner and thus shorting out the outer antenna band.

2. A condescending cop-out response from a person way too smug and hipster to admit there could be a problem, no matter how small it could be.

3. A sarcastic response one might joke to a friend when they can't get something to work.

4. An corporation's attempt at consumer socialism.

Friend 1: "Ah man, my phone dropped another call. What is this BS!"

Friend 2: "You're Holding It Wrong."

by Frosty-Jay July 1, 2010

You're doin' it wrong

When someone, often an emo poser, tries to "fit in" with a fad or style, but fail epicly or when someone tries to cut themselves with an iPod, when someone tries to make a lolcat pic and uses proper grammar, when someone runs the right way in the Special Olympics.

"Dude! You're doin' it wrong!"

by Kickimanjaro April 14, 2008

you're feelin it

used to describe individuals acting like fucktards. when those around you act rather strangely for random unfathomable reasons

glen: i'm not going to shave my beard for 53 days.
brian: you're feelin it

by Randoms201 December 23, 2010

You're doing it! / You did it again!

a noncommittal critique of one's film directed towards the creator of the lackluster piece of artwork used to reassure them with a substitution for praise.

You're a hollywood hotshot... You're attending the premiere screening of yet another Saw movie, Saw 14. You can't tell the director he did a good job, because he didn't. Instead, what do you say? "You're doing it! / You did it again!"

by ElroySpinelli June 23, 2009

You’re doin’ it wrong

Four simple words, similar in usage to the phrase, “That’s what she said,” but with an opposite meaning. It is used to point out the unrealised sexual innuendo in a previously innocent statement.

The term was derived from pointing out the sexual abnormalities of a friend’s sex life. When the person shared information the repeated advice was, “You’re doin’ it wrong.”

When a man is eating a banana, he should never look another man in the eye or comment on the size or quality of the banana.

What if you’ve snapped the banana in half?

Fuck dude, you’re doin’ it WRONG!

by Miss Tessmacher November 30, 2010

Go eat a bag of Dicks and swallow a vanilla shake while you're at it

This is a very nice and witty way to say f#%k off in the pacific northwest because there is a large Dicks burgers chain all around that everyone grew up with, so the meaning will not be lost on an adult and any nearby children will not be scarred.

Officer, The db level is withing legal guidelines for this time of day so tell my neighbor i said to Go eat a bag of Dicks and swallow a vanilla shake while you're at it

by ultrasupernectar2 October 8, 2012