You're Gay Sir

you may think this is an insult but you are wrong (failure)
when you say "you're gay sir" the other person will hear "good day sir"
and IF they reply with " good day to you too sir" that is what the person will hear... they will not hear "you're gay sir",

don't get mixed up with good day sir

person 1: "you're gay sir"
person 2: "good day to you too sir!"

by The One And Only Daddy Dom! June 15, 2018

I'll tell mine you're gay

The best lyrics ever (also not homophobic at all, regardless of what straight people think)

That’s fine I'll tell mine you're gay - Taylor Swift

by EKimLipse November 2, 2023

because you're gay

Response when asked a dumb why question

Max: Why is Wawa closed?
Jane: Because you're gay.

Kat: Why did you sleep with my boyfriend?
Lisa: Because you're gay.

Jimmy: Daddy, why don't you love me?
Dad: Because you're gay.

by SWalshie September 1, 2006

you know how i know you're gay?

1- The preferred method of asking someone if they are aware of the signs and tell-tale indications that make another aware of the person in question's homosexuality. This phrase was made famous in the movie, 'The 40-Year Old Virgin'.

PAUL: "You know how I know you're gay?"
GREG: "How?"
PAUL: "Because you have a triangle rainbow bumper sticker on your car that says, 'I like balls in my face.'"
GREG: "That's gay!?"

by PopFreeMonkey March 2, 2007

when you're gay

say this to your friends or in a conversation if you have nothing to say

friend: *walking with you and saying nothing*

me: "when you're gay"

by umm_ello November 7, 2019

You're cool! Nah, you're gay with your dad!

A funny thing you say to make fun of somebody

Ryan to Sebastien: "You're cool! Nah, you're gay with your dad!"

by Savona January 4, 2008

Eat Chicken You're Gay

On October 20th if one eats chicken they are considered to be gay.

If you eat chicken you're gay dude don't eat it!
Guess I'm gay...

by Alexa Jannett October 20, 2021