Yeti

The Yeti is a foul monster; that is much like a giant monkey like human, that goes to my school. The one that is seen at my school I belive is female(not sure). How you can call or communicate it is by making a sound much like the sound of what is called a Wookie; from Star Wars. Most Yeti's; at least the one that goes to my school, is excessivly hairy(thats why they invented nair). I would best adivse to stay away from this fugly beast. BEWARE THE YETI!

"Dont, go by that Yeti it might bite and give you AIDS"

by Kigaru Tenshi February 20, 2008

Yeti

(adj/adv) awesome, or lit, like Yeti coolers. It describes the burp after chugging a cold brew.

Person 1: Dude did you see Lebron's dunk last night?
Person 2: Yeah, man. That dunk was yeti.

by fafdrums January 30, 2017

Yeti

Yeti: In other cases my ex girlfriend. Shes stinky and sounds like a wookie from star wars. She looks like one too and I hate her Fucking hair. She has rather large feet and looks like her father. All she eats is fish and tries to speak Japanese.

Bill: Omg theres the Yeti what do we do?
Tom: Do you think we sould run?!
Bill: No...Lets kill it!
Tom: Ok!
Bill: *gets sledge hammer and beats the yeti's face in*
Tom: OMG THERES YETI BLOOD ALL OVER ME I'M GONNA GET AIDS!
Bill: its ok Tom I have an potion!
Tom: OKAY!

by Akara_shinigami February 22, 2008

yeti

Thought to be the missing link, is actually an advanced version of human that tends to shy away from it's evelutionary kin because of the knowledge that humans are panicky creatures. Tend to prefer meat, and have a fondness for the word 'monkey.'

"The yeti is a god!"

by Zig March 13, 2003

Yeti

Literally translated from Nepali it means "that thing over there."

"Quick, brave Himalayan Guide-What's that thing over there?"
"Yeti."
"I see."
(c) Neil Gaiman

by Neil Gaiman CEC November 8, 2008

Yeti

Used to describe a song that is dope. The word is derived from the "abominable hoeman" (Ludacris) and slang used by thugs in Paris...
Usually used to describe a hip hop song that is hard to find and send on MSN by a friend of yours...

- What song is that?
- That's the new Little Brother, Sinners...
- Damn that shit is YETI!!!
- Yeah, food for thoughts man, get a plate...
- Whoa, where did you get that?
- Digging in the caves

by Ben the Yeti finder August 31, 2008

YETI

A huge poop that is actually painful upon exit, but is unexplainably invisible when you stand up. You know it's big and you know its there, but it remains out of sight and unproven by science.

I just dropped a Yeti Poo....It hurt but now it's gone!

by Schmakee January 19, 2011