yao ming

hottest man alive

7.5 nba player

hott

gabes bae

yao ming is gabes bae

by badinfluencebiscuit June 5, 2019

Yao Ming

A God sent.
around 7 foot 5, and azn
He has the will and spirit of a true basketball player.
First honored azn in the NBA
He has many injuries, but he always came back with the will power.
He maytake a step down because of his injuries
but he too ka step up in all our hearts

Yao Ming is my idol, my dream

Yao Ming is my idol, my dream.
Yao Ming is 7 foot 5.
Yao Ming is the ONE

by AznGodSent October 8, 2008

Yao Ming

To drill a hole through someone's temple in their skull with your penis, and then proceed to fuck their brain.

Jeremy: Hey Beth, how did you enjoy being Yao Minged?
Beth:......
Jeremy: Yeah, I leave bitches speechless

by Cockdriller March 1, 2010

Yao Ming

A code word for "cocaine"

"Hey Mick, I heard the Rockets are in LA this weekend on their West Coast swing, and Yao Ming is going to be out on the scene tonight."

"I just spent some time in the bathroom with Yao Ming, and now I'm feeling alot taller than 7-4."

"I know he's usually yellow, but Yao is looking alot whiter than he did last weekend."

"Hey bro, did you add Yao to the evite for my birthday party this weekend?"

by Jason H. B. June 14, 2008

yao ming

A Phrase used just like " You know what I mean? "

Fred- Hey yo Whats Cracking?
Howard-Not much, yao Ming? YAo Ming?
Fred- yeah I dig...

by Howard Chen April 23, 2005

yao ming

meaning "know what I mean"

A play on the term "na mean" or "naw mean" and deliverable in the same range of intonation, tempo and pitch. Where as these root terms can be used as questions, 'yao ming' is purely exclamatory.

explicitly meant to be cheesy.

Coined in Philadelphia by N. Maldonado in 2003 following Yao Ming's NBA debut.

A: "Damn that bum out front the WAWA stank ass"
B: "yao ming!"

by DJ PennyPincher June 1, 2006

yao ming

the sound a cat makes when it flies through a wood chipper

mmbuzzzzzzzz YAO - MINGgggg!!!!!

by Go ROckets!! August 13, 2004