"Hey Mick, I heard the Rockets are in LA this weekend on their West Coast
swing, and Yao Ming is going to be out on the scene tonight."
"I just spent some time in the bathroom with Yao Ming, and now I'm feeling
alot taller than 7-4."
"I know he's usually yellow, but Yao is looking
alot whiter than he did last weekend."
"Hey bro, did you add Yao to the evite for my birthday party this weekend?"