wilderness waps

receiving felatio in an area densely populated with trees, shrubbery, and small animals

Guy 1: "Did you hit that?"
Guy 2: "Nah, I just got wilderness waps."

by hammy mahan January 27, 2013

face like a welders bench

based on a used welders bench, when welding lots of small lumps of metal fly of the object being welded as sparks and solidify on the bench giving it a spotted lumpy look. therefore a girl with a face like a welders bench is ugly, spotty, has a pock marked face, generally rough and not a pleasant sight

A: eeeuurrgh, that lucy's got a face like a welders bench
B: yeh she's well butters

by ontour May 25, 2012

gene wilder

an actor best know for his work in the original "Willy Wonka and the chocolate factory", also for his work with producer Mel Brooks in films like "Blazing Saddles" and "Young Frankenstein". He is also AMAZINGLY funny!

Person 1: Do you like Johnny Depp as Willy Wonka or Gene Wilder?

Person 2: Gene Wilder all the way!

by Krrazy February 12, 2006

Wilderpoo

Noun. Term for the process of defecating outdoors. Taking a shit out in the open.

'I couldn't hold it any longer so I shat right there in the grass. Its the second wilderpoo iv taken in my life.'
Dogs and other animals frequently partake in the wilderpoo, unashamedly, and rightly so.

by Gerupouvit September 25, 2009

Deontay Wilder

Deontay Wilder or Wilder for short is a term used to describe a Dosser. Dosser are boxers who claim to be professional boxer but have zero A game without any follow up B or C game.
A "Wilder" or Dosser is prone to making excuses for any education received in or around a boxing ring (a short term favourite haunt for a dosser). Recently a dosser received a severe schooling over 3 periods resulting in suspected brain damage where the dosser refuse to accept his humble opponents consolation and cemented his place as less than second best.
That dosser is an amateur boxer and has been schooled like Deontay Wilder.

Deontay Wilder is a dosser when it comes to boxing

by LostboyAli October 13, 2021

Welder

A man who welds metals together using one of the most hardest skill sets.

One Bad Motherfucker.
A man that ain't got time for your shit.
Beer Drinker.
Womanizer.
Can be a real some-bitch.
Proud of it.

Jim- Hey mark, isn't james a welder?
Mark- Yeah, thats one bad some-bitch right there.

by Thatmexicanguy April 20, 2015

gene wilder

an American actor born June 11, 1933 who is best know for willy wonka and the chocolate factory but also stared in a number of Mel Brooks films including blazing saddles and Young Frankenstein and also stared in Stir Crazy and silver streak with Richard Pryor and is one of the best actors of all time who's humor can't be matched by today's actors

Lorrie: hey who played that dude in willy Wonka that had all the candy
Lissy: Gene Wilder

by fae430 August 16, 2009