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wwfsmd

'what would flying spaghetti monster do?'. of course the pastafarians answer to wwjd (what would jesus do?)
hmmm im in a tight spot right now, but wwfsmd?
by koolkeano June 3, 2008
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WTFML

A compound-acronym of the two closely related acronyms of WTF and FML. It means: What The Fuck My Life. WTFML can be applied to many unfavorable circumstances. Under normal circumstances, the WHAT THE FUCK portion comes first, followed closely by a heart-felt FUCK MY LIFE. When typed from a computer, it is an absolute NECESSITY that the caps lock be left on to convey the appropriate intensity.

WTFML is NOT to be mistaken for "When Twats Farm Major Lice". If you ever hear anyone use WTFML to describe an instance when twats farm major lice, the offending person should be subsequently mushroom tattooed.
Malika: So, they gave me a special shampoo and told me to scrub thoroughly for a week, ugh WTFML!
by JeffJonezZz August 5, 2009
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Related Words
Wtfsm wtfsmfi WTFM wtffmills wtfm8? wtfmf WTFML wwfsmd wtfmbwtfmcwtfmr WTFMI
Short hand for: What The Fuck Laughing My Ass Off Laugh Out Loud Oh My God Shut The Fuck Up Rolling Over From Laughter Age Sex Location Do What I Mean Not What I Say Ok Thanks Goodbye Talk To You Later Die!

As you can see it is quite useful. Yet only noobs and losers use it.
WTFLMAOLOLOMGSTFUROFLASLDWIMNWISKTHXBAIDIE!

Shut up you fucking noob!!!
by BackToNormal July 1, 2004
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wtfmbwtfmcwtfmr

WHERE THE FUCK MY CUP

WHERE THE FUCK MY BLUNT

WHERE THE FUCK MY REEFER
Bro: Hey bro you got 5 bucks for cigs
Other bro: WTFMCWTFMBWTFMR!!!
Bro: wtfmbwtfmcwtfmr
by The problems of ligma November 7, 2023
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WTFAMI

do you know WTFAMI?
by WolvenRaider August 25, 2011
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wtfs

wtfs
by dagashi March 5, 2003
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wtfomgkthxbye

Combination of wtf and omg (thus forming wtfomg), and k, thx, and bye (thus forming kthxbye).

Used in a fashion similar to kthxbye, except with an additional aspect of shock and confusion. Often used sarcastically.
A: George W. Bush just declared war on Iraq !!
B: wtfomgkthxbye
by teh funni April 28, 2003
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