A sex position, invented by a future Principal and his former student, where the girl lays on a bed with her head dangling off. The guy, with penis erect, drops the crane directly into the girl's mouth. The girl then proceeds to give a sweet blow job. (This is the upside down crane dropper). The Wrecking Ball Attachment is when the guy reaches onto the girl's vagina and stimulates her. Women tend to like this move much better than the Upside-Down Crane Dropper. It's awesome.
I put my girlfriend in the Upside-Down Crane Dropper With Wrecking Ball Attachment and she loved it!
by Junior Whatacock August 16, 2014
Get the Upside-Down Crane Dropper With Wrecking Ball Attachment mug.When you blow into a girls balloon knot then place your balls in front of her butt. She then proceeds to pass gas blowing said balls back then they come crashing back into her waiting butt like a wrecking ball
by Culatr November 30, 2016
Get the Liberian wrecking ball mug.When a blumpkin-giver's face slams into and disintegrates the blumpkin-receiver's fecal matter.
There are 2 essential elements to upgrade from the familiar blumpkin in which we all engage on a regular basis to the hallowed rarity of a wrecking ball blumpkin:
1. Blumpkin-giver's face must actually make contact with the fecal matter.
2. There must be noticeable separation or breaking up of the fecal matter.
There are 2 essential elements to upgrade from the familiar blumpkin in which we all engage on a regular basis to the hallowed rarity of a wrecking ball blumpkin:
1. Blumpkin-giver's face must actually make contact with the fecal matter.
2. There must be noticeable separation or breaking up of the fecal matter.
Roddy: Yeah, I got my first blumpkin ages ago, when I was 13 and playing Zelda Ocarina of Time. But it took me another 8 years of steady trying to get a wrecking ball blumpkin.
JP: She's like a 5.5, mediocre.
Stu: She gives blumpkins.
JP: Ok, 7.5-8, pretty good.
Stu: And wrecking ball blumpkins.
JP: Wow. I'm going to ask her out, what's her name?
JP: She's like a 5.5, mediocre.
Stu: She gives blumpkins.
JP: Ok, 7.5-8, pretty good.
Stu: And wrecking ball blumpkins.
JP: Wow. I'm going to ask her out, what's her name?
by JrobbieRcockJ March 24, 2010
Get the wrecking ball blumpkin mug.The act of smacking someone in the face with your dick and balls. Often used as an initiation rite at fraternities.
“How are we gonna mess with the new pledges?”
“I’m gonna give them the old wrecking ball.”
“Dude that’s gay.”
"Well... I'm still gonna do it."
“I’m gonna give them the old wrecking ball.”
“Dude that’s gay.”
"Well... I'm still gonna do it."
by Alibaster Slim August 3, 2012
Get the Wrecking Ball mug.the act of of taking your balls and slaping a woman in the face so hard with your ball sack that it leaves a black eye.
by Ryan Gerard July 12, 2006
Get the (the) wrecking ball mug.by Dick chocolate 40468 April 18, 2020
Get the Cleveland wrecking ball mug.When a girl is on her knees and you stand in front of her, grab your erection and then while pushing it back and forth you swing your hips and smack your "wrecking" balls into her face.
Last night my girlfriend was feeling adventurous so we put on hannah montana and I miley's wrecking balled her.
by crima_sauce November 25, 2017
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