Wrecking Ball

When you've failed to pull a long stray hair out of your food and later go to lay your fæces, only to have a piece of the turd swinging like a wrecking ball from the hair, out of your anus, threatening to demolish the porcelain walls of your toilet bowl by smearing them in shit.

Goodness gracious, I went to the toilet and part of my turd was hanging like a wrecking ball. It must have been a hair from the indians at the dairy.

These peculiar marks I'm scrubbing off the bowl look like someone has shat a wrecking ball.

by Refreshment Boxx April 4, 2011

wrecking balls

Male Scissoring

Unable to find each other buttholes, the two men began wrecking balls.

by Steven Ogg December 21, 2008

Wrecking ball

When a male pulls off his pants and steps over another person, who is currently asleep, and then proceeds to sing "I came in like a wrecking ballll....!!!!" and swings his testicles across the now awaken victim.

"Dude, I was at Dave's sleepover last night and I totally Wrecking Balled Owen.

by SwaggerLord_god December 21, 2013

wrecking ball

When a guy whips his junk around and starts smashing shit with it

that wrecking ball just left a hole in the girls face!

by stampeder115 January 31, 2010

Wrecking Ball

a fucked up fetish where women hook a round ball of 5 to 10 pounds to there pussy and swirl it around like there's no tomorrow, while playing the song wrecking ballsack. You have to be careful when girls are doing this shit because the bitch can hit you in the fucking face by accident.

Girl-you hit me like a wrecking ball!
man-eyo you got a fucking weight hooked up to your stinky pussy
girl-so I don't cat caaaaaaaare cuz youuuuuu hit meeeeeeeeeee likeeeeee a wreccccking baaaaaaaaaaal
man(beats the shit out of the chick)

by Yacker's Popular Words November 6, 2013

Wrecking Ball

When nailing a chick hardcore...your balls are slapping her so hard...you leave red marks like you are gonna tear through her anal cavity.

I was banging Jill last night so hard. My balls almost busted her anal hyman like a wrecking ball.

by jt1224 September 4, 2009

Wrecking Ball

The act of taping the Penis to the stomach. Than proceeding to swing your ball sack like a pendulum into another persons face.

Tea-bagging is for pussies, instead, destroy her face with a Wrecking Ball.

by therealfuckingchibi February 2, 2013