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wrecking ball blumpkin

When a blumpkin-giver's face slams into and disintegrates the blumpkin-receiver's fecal matter.

There are 2 essential elements to upgrade from the familiar blumpkin in which we all engage on a regular basis to the hallowed rarity of a wrecking ball blumpkin:

1. Blumpkin-giver's face must actually make contact with the fecal matter.
2. There must be noticeable separation or breaking up of the fecal matter.
Roddy: Yeah, I got my first blumpkin ages ago, when I was 13 and playing Zelda Ocarina of Time. But it took me another 8 years of steady trying to get a wrecking ball blumpkin.

JP: She's like a 5.5, mediocre.
Stu: She gives blumpkins.
JP: Ok, 7.5-8, pretty good.
Stu: And wrecking ball blumpkins.
JP: Wow. I'm going to ask her out, what's her name?
by JrobbieRcockJ March 24, 2010
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Wrecking Ball

The act of smacking someone in the face with your dick and balls. Often used as an initiation rite at fraternities.
How are we gonna mess with the new pledges?”

“I’m gonna give them the old wrecking ball.”

“Dude that’s gay.”

"Well... I'm still gonna do it."
by Alibaster Slim August 3, 2012
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(the) wrecking ball

the act of of taking your balls and slaping a woman in the face so hard with your ball sack that it leaves a black eye.
that (the) wrecking ball was so hard it left me a black eye.
by Ryan Gerard July 12, 2006
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Cleveland wrecking ball

The act Of dipping your ball Sack in diarrhea and hitting a girl with it
by Dick chocolate 40468 April 18, 2020
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Miley's wrecking ball

When a girl is on her knees and you stand in front of her, grab your erection and then while pushing it back and forth you swing your hips and smack your "wrecking" balls into her face.
Last night my girlfriend was feeling adventurous so we put on hannah montana and I miley's wrecking balled her.
by crima_sauce November 25, 2017
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Wrecking Ball

– Noun
1) A heavy metal ball swung on a cable from a crane and used in demolition work.

Also, wrecking ball .

- Verb
2) A sexual act in which a male gently slaps his testicles against his partner's face. This can be done in one swing, or several times, imitating a wrecking ball motion.
She knelt in from of him and he gave her a wrecking ball on the chin.
by C_Girl August 8, 2010
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i came in like a wrecking ball

A sentence used to show the destruction of property, people and/or brain cells
Person 1: oh my goodness! What happened to you?! You look horrible!

Person 2: I came in like a wrecking ball....
by cattaylor January 13, 2014
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