Heterosexual Bear Wrestler

What kevjumba is. If you type in "is" on Google, this is the first thing that comes up.

Ryan: Did you know that "Kevjumba is a heterosexual bear wrestler" is the number one search on google?

Phil: Yeah, because that's what he said in one of his videos

by jeeziamsobored June 18, 2011

Gorilla Wrestler

A white chick that prefers the company of black men.

Katrina said you're not her type.

What she means to say is I'm not the right color. She's a gorilla wrestler. She likes that dark meat son.

Understood, and thanks for the warning.

by shortsharpshock November 7, 2013

nanaimo wrestler

A Nanaimo Wrestler is the act of body slamming a cousin onto your rock solid peter repeatedly until their butthole taps out either from the pain or the pleasure from your throbbing meat whistle

"Hey Jim, what's happening?"

"Not much, my poop chute is still recovering from that Nanaimo Wrestler last night!"

"Right on!"

by dancingmustaches October 15, 2018

Wrestler

The last person you want to mess with in high school. Mistakenly taken as a homo because ALL the football, and basketball players a too pussy to actually fight them so in order to save their asses they post stupid shit on the internet to try to degrade them. Wrestlers are really loyal to their friends, especially their girlfriends. They will participate in any match or tournament even if they are ill or injured.

Guy #1: See that homo over there?
Guy #2: He's a wrestler...mad gay
Girl: Thats my boyfriend...you two are dead...
*Next Day*
Loud speaker: Guy #1 and Guy #2 had been found dead after insulting a wrestler. Both of them were beaten into a coma.

by Thad Badassle May 18, 2011

Airport Toe Wrestler

Another gay euphemism. Likely defined by gay men who frequent bathrooms in airports looking for gay sex, typically by running their hands on the stalls or tapping their toes to get another gay mans attention

Larry Craig, the Senator from Minnesota, has always been staunchly opposed to gay rights, however, it turns out that hes just another closet case airport toe wrestler.

by O'Barack June 23, 2009

mouth like a mongolian wrestler's jockstrap

a foul tasting mouth. as in the morning after the night before

kevin was about to give june a first kiss when he discovered she had a mouth like a mongolian wrestler's jock strap

by theWestHamfan November 25, 2003

Wrastle

When two people who are in a relationship or flirting wrestle playfully just to get closer to each other

"Yeah bro I was over at her house and we started to wrastle over the remote"

by Niiyoo April 11, 2017