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pookie wookie elfie bear

An endearing term to give to your lover.
I love my pookie wookie elfie bear more than anything!
by ilovechucknorris February 28, 2011
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Captain Woodie

1) Refers to a part which serves no constructive purpose, but desires to lead.
2) Leadership by focusing on why we failed rather than on how we can do better to succeed.
3) Lack of planning, communication, insight, and follow-up. A bad leader who talks a good game but does nothing to achieve the goal then brags about how close we came to success and blames bad luck for the loss.
Captain Woodie came to run the meeting, but only talked about how much he loved being in the Marine Corps. Consequently, nothing got done and no decisions were made. We wasted an afternoon because of the wood!

Everyone was pissed that we’d failed to meet our objective, and then Captain Woodie told us that there were just too many obstacles and we’d have to beat our heads against the wall for a long time before we could expect to win.

We could have been better prepared for the competition, but no one planned any training, or told us anything. After the race, while we were trying to figure out how to get home, a captain woodie came out and told us how we could have won if we’d had just a bit more luck
by Stan West April 14, 2006
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Nigglet whooping

Nigglet whooping is when a black fat cunt gets spanked by their dad or mom or someone special to them because they like got F on their biology test about what the fuck diarrhea is.
"How the fuck this kid doesn't know what diarrhea is, this black piece of shit got diarrhea himself like wtf!?" the dad said while spanking the shit out of the nigglet "like damn he is getting a nigglet whooping"
by EAT ASS123 September 17, 2018
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Ass whoopin

Imma give you an ass whooping when we get home
by Me=word plug June 10, 2018
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Park Woojin

A member of South Korean project boy group Wanna One, who doubles as Main Dancer and Main Rapper. Talk about talent :^)

Notable for his duality - his ability to go from cutie to daddy in just a matter of seconds. Also known for his adorable snaggletooth. How could you not love him?
"How was the Wanna One concert yesterday? I heard Park Woojin did a dance solo."
"You're damn right! I got a lady boner from it."
by chamsaepwj December 27, 2018
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wookiee sledge

(Noun): short for "wookiee sledgehammer"; another term for an incredibly, almost unbelievably, large erect penis. Is so named due to the fact that its hardness and size could theoretically allow the owner (wookiee OR human) to use it as a sledgehammer.
"Why is that guy bleeding and screaming?"

"He just got smashed in the head with that guy's wookiee sledge."
by Steve & Mark March 6, 2007
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wookiee life day is canceled

A way of saying there are no drugs without incriminating yourself.

From the fictional Star Wars holiday of the same name, in which every three years wookiees consume hallucinogenic orga root in order to commune with the tree of life. If none of the drug is available, the wookiee elders cancel the celebration for that year.
Alice: Did you get the stuff for the party?
Bob: No, Dave was all out. Wookiee life day is canceled.
by Boboli December 28, 2013
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