Woodstock North High School 

Recently opened in 2008. It's sort of a crappy school mainly because there are no traditions laid down and all the sports and fine arts opportunities/curriculums suck. We have no reputation except being the "new" school. The auditorium is rather nice though, probably the best in our district. There's only 906 people that go there but it feels super crowded. Females can't wear real shorts or tank tops because the staff feels that they will attract pedo's. unfortunately females just want to cool off. our mascot is thunder which is kind of stupid and ridiculous because we don't actually have a mascot and if we did, it would probably be something ridiculous like a guy dressed up in a thundercloud costume. our colors are teal, black, and silver which is pretty uncommon so that's good. The name of this school is so unoriginal I almost cried when they officially named it Woodstock North High School. That sounds just like Woodstock High School except they added the word north in there. very unoriginal. Our school isn't even North of the other school. So yeah. Overall a brand new school that I don't enjoy going to because there isn't a good reputation and the sports/music/art/and theater opportunities suck. If you like a new, bland school then this is the school for you.

Where do you go to high school again?

Woodstock North High School.

Oh, that new place?

yeah..

haha! your football team lost against us.... 4 times in a row!

Woodstock North High School by WNHS August 29, 2011

Woodstock North High School 

AP! AP! AP!
the school needs to set their priorities straight. the AP program is a joke. guidance is ordered to push as many kids into AP classes as humanely possible regardless of whether or not the student really wants to/belongs in there . also, if you wanna drop an AP class, you need to schedule a meeting with the principal. it's a last ditch effort to keep you in the class you wanna drop.

the AP program stresses the shit out of kids, and ultimately leads to less participation from the student that was assigned to an AP class against his will as his/her high school years go on.

they like to say "oh don't take 5 AP classes it's too much" but that's exactly what they want from those top students that think they're capable of keeping up with that many AP classes. no exceptions are granted to those taking 3+ AP classes - still gotta sit down with the principal, have your parents sign some bullshit, talk to the teacher who's teaching the AP class you wanna drop... it's disgusting.

the front office is full of power-hungry staff members looking to get the principal job. so much ass kissing, so many phonies, it's remarkable.

the school isn't terrible though. the staff is pretty damn good, the student body seems to gradually become more involved in school activities, there's actually some color within school walls now... outdated rules and shady politics seem to be the big issues here. so much potential, i hope it's eventually fulfilled.

you're from woodstock, right? do you go to woodstock high school?

no, i go to woodstock north high school, the one that looks like a prison.

Woodstock North High School by nexus_06 December 26, 2017

Woodstock Dick 

A Woodstock Dick is when you look like you attend the woodstock festival and you take a lot of speedy drugs and you have a huge bush of public hair. Your clothes become a burden so you get naked and walk around with your mushroom cap sticking out of the bushes as seen at the woodstock festival I'm archival photos.

Random hippy chick: Hey peace man you're really groovy . It takes a lot of guts to be naked in public when you have a Woodstock Dick

Woodstock Dick by moman86 September 30, 2016

Woodstock 

one of the biggest friggin concerts ever. over a million hippies all in the same place. probably the biggest pot cloud ever. you could walk into the crowd sober, wearing a t-shirt, shorts, and sneakers and come out red-eyed stoned, wearing a poncho, beads/peace sign necklace, bell bottoms, and sandals. and jimi hendrix played there, too.

"Woodstock's the name of a bird in the Peanuts comics, too"

Woodstock by Tommy F. September 22, 2005

Woodstock, Illinois 

Woodstock Illinois is a small town located in the far northwest of Chicago. It’s hightlight is their town square where Grounghog Day was filmed in the 90s. The town is a Mecca for illegal immigrants, wannabe gangsters, hippies, homeless, and drug abusers. The older residents, who’ve never left town, wonder how this quaint little town has gone to shit over the years. On weekends, the “downtown” bar whores run aloof; they’re diseased so beware of them. There are multiple Mexican restaurants.. hardly anything else. If you’re looking for a good taco, some cocaine, or an easy chick to take home just hop on the Metra train from Olgilvie Station and have them drop you off at the second to last stop from the end of the line.

Where are you from?

I’m from Woodstock, ILLINOIS.
Is that near Chicago?
Yes (easier than explaining it is nowhere)

Woodstock, Illinois by Planejain May 28, 2018

Its Woodstock 

The greatest concert and spiritual acid journey ever. In which, two women gave birth, millions conceived, and one death was recorded. Used in an excuse or phrase for doing something unexplainable by referencing the event called Woodstock and can be used in the combination with "because" and "doesn't matter"

ex. 1
Bro: You getten' erect in the locker room

Other guy: Doesn't matter man its Woodstock.

ex. 2
Little Brother: why are you on the roof

Big Bro: Because it woodstock! (jumps to shallow end in pool while on acid)

ex. 3
Bum: (playing guitar) Give me change!

You: why?!

Bum: because its Woodstock!

You: its 2011!

Bum: Doesnt matter man its Woodstock!

*Can be used on any question*

Its Woodstock by JAB Team February 23, 2011

Woodstock 

1.A festival that took place in White Lake, NY in 1969.

2.A hippie town in New York that consists of hippies, environmentalists, bums, etc

1. My mom went to Woodstock '69.

2. Lets go smoke on the green in Woodstock.

Woodstock by ArchieBunker April 4, 2004