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Wonton

Noun - the act of performing below expectations.

Verb - to fail miserably, whether by deliberate actions or unforeseen circumstance / chance.
Noun - my fantasy football team was projected to win this week, but they pulled a wonton and scored half as many as my opponent.

Verb - Jeremy: "Did Matt ever pay up on that $100 bet?" Jason: "No, the kid wontoned me and said he would buy me a couple lunches and call it even, and then he double wontoned me by backing out of that deal too"
by jay20716 October 13, 2014
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Wonton Animal Chin

As long as you're still searching for Chin, you've already found him
by Anonymous June 6, 2003
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Wonjun

It is a name often used for Koreans.

Sexy Korean boy often inherit this name.
“Wonjun is so smart and sexy!”

“Wonjun is an oppa.”
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Wontonly

Late night texting to someone who’s asleep, with the intention that they are read in the morning.
I got drunk and wontonly texted that guy I’ve been seeing, telling him what I wanted to do with him.
by Ct001 November 11, 2018
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curry wonton

A person of mixed Chinese and Indian heritage. This phrase was coined by curry wonton, Gerard Lee, who hails from the twin island republic of Trinidad and Tobago.
Anya Ayoung-Chee is a curry wonton.
by curry wonton December 10, 2012
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wonton wonder

the term wonton wonder is used to describe a spectacular metrosexual beast of chinese descent. whilst his homosexual tendencies are famous world-over, the jolly chinaman is still revered by his peers due to his exceptional knowledge and understanding of the scientific world. whilst the term can be used in a derogatory fashion i.e. 'fuck you wonton wonder you dirty chinaman, it is more commonly used to praise the elegant creature after a well received joke or witticism. whilst the wonton wonder may be a well-liked member of the group, his over zealous metrosexual tendencies may cause him to be on the receiving end of homophobic remarks
e.g. #1 (derogatory manner)
wonton wonder: hey guys wanna go buy some clothes and compare penises?

unfortunate acquaintance: dude, fuck.... wonton u metro

e.g. #2 (complementing)
wonton wonder: confucious say man who sit on toilet high on pot
acquaintance: HAHAHAHAH wonton u lej
by playa from the himalaya June 11, 2009
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chinese wonton dip

When a man puts his scrotum into a woman's vagina and fucks her repetitively with it. He then proceeds to dip his scrotum into her mouth, otherwise known as "tea-bagging"
John wasn't satisfied enough with regular fucking, so he gave her the ol' chinese wonton dip
by the fuckin shit January 15, 2010
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