Wonk Wonk

another term for the male genetalia. (or penis)

If there was a wonk wonk idol, he would win because he has an abnormally large package.

by SceneCat in Florals January 20, 2009

wonk wonk

The sound made by the Horn of Gondor.

Horn of Gondor: "Wonk wonk!"

Legolas: "It's the Horn of Gondor!!!!"

by spiridon December 28, 2008

Wonking

Wonking is short form of Willy Wonking. Laying around all day and performing most normal daily tasks without getting out of bed, including eating, watching tv, reading, talking, web surfing and sex.

We decided after Willy Wonking it for two straight days to get up and see what the weather was like outside.

by Chadbing September 03, 2012

The Wonk

Wetaskiwin Alberta, Canada. Also known as the biggest shit-hole town ever. If your smart you'll STAY AWAY.

MAny people live in the wonk.

by AnnaliesePatterson April 22, 2011

Wonk

Abbreviated form of wonky. To be misaligned, damaged, or containing multiple inaccuracies. Slang.

Have you seen this set of plans? It’s totally wonk! It will take me days to make all the corrections!

by Wan Shi Tong January 29, 2020

Wonking

The act of purposefully mispronouncing common words and names in a YouTube video in order to generate comments and thus game the algorithm.

Simon Whistler is guilty of wonking in almost every one of his videos.

by MegaTater June 29, 2019

wonked

The term for "stoned" that was used in the 1969 movie "Easy Rider"

"Man, I'm wonked"
"Yeah, I'm pretty wonked too, man"

by Alex Burchfield January 19, 2007