wankerdickknob

a fusion of wanker dick and knob. see scottow

Dude, you are one hell of a wankerdickknob. i fucking hate you.

by Quiggin July 23, 2005

Winter Dick

When guys you have dated who either ghosted you, broke up, just wanted to "enjoy their summer", or said "I just want to be friends" suddenly start invading your inbox when the weather turns colder, looking for "companionship".

Man, now that it's getting cold out, the Winter Dicks are all coming out of the woodwork!

by JenJen1971 October 7, 2023

winterfuck

basically the same as screaming fuck in an event that shocks or scares you, only much funnier (lol)

*someone walks up behind you and pulls you to scare you*

"ah winterfuck!!"

by j tha lady killa August 23, 2009

Winterink

An awesome last name, for a semi-awesome kid.
blonde, usually.

barely has any food in her house, barely has any junk in her trunk, and barely has boobs.

Charlie: man she be fiiiinnnne
Apple: you know it brosive|
Charlie: what is her name, foo?
Apple: Nat Winterink, she be hot, but she aint got much in her kitchen(literally) if you know what im saying
Charlie: she still makes me weak in the knees, though.

by RAAAWWWRRR October 8, 2010

Winedick

Proper noun. Winedicks are a individuals that combine all the degenerate qualities of acting like a 'dick' or a 'douche' (exhibiting a high level of brashness and insensitive to others, all the while putting your own interests above all else) and having a the need to proclaim their superior wine knowledge to anyone within earshot. These are people who are incapable of getting a normal glass of wine at a restaurant but opt for something uncommon given they can use that as a vehicle to tout . They will be condescending and rude with the sommelier at even to most high-end establishment. Generally unpleasant in this wine ordering circumstance.

"Ugh when it came time to order the wine Jean-Luc took the menu from the sommelier and proceeded to tell HIM what was good. He spent a whole 20 minutes talking about the terroir and how due to the humidity in the valley it made for less tannins or some bullshit. By that point I was so dejected I was contemplating trying to swallow a fork to end it."

"He sounds like a total winedick."

"Absolutely! Plus to top it all off, he's French to boot."

by The Pirate of prosciutto July 22, 2022

winkerdinker

a cat with a longer nose then squidward

Person 1: you wanna see my cat winkerdinkers???????????????????????
Person 2: is his nose bigger then my big toe?????????

by coochieclapper79174 January 13, 2023

winterink

is thriller and a romance writer. she inks tragedies and hatred with love and passion. she believes that The purpose of literature is to turn blood into ink.

winterink, Her love for her ink is evident during the winter.

by sugarush2 April 27, 2023