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wangover

when you can no longer perform sexually. usually after multiple orgasms. you have lost your wangitude.
I've jacked off to internet porn so much, I now have a wangover.
by lilill May 1, 2006
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When you sleep with an asian man with a tiny penis and have remorse about it the following morning.
girl "oh man.."
roommate "what's wrong Shirley?"
girl "I have a really bad wangover..."
roommate "I told you, you'd regret it!"
by 421jumpstreet January 26, 2017
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Wungover

The term used when one experiences the residual effects of Cannabis's THC the morning after use or for an extended period of time after the primary effects have worn off.

The "Hangover" for THC.
Yo man, I am so Wungover from last night's smoking session! I just wanna stay home and chill!
by y0ner August 16, 2009
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Wangover

Wangover
wang-oh-ver
noun
1. the agreeable mental aftereffects of getting good dick, such as an over joyous disposition and positive outlook on life, usually felt several hours after cessation of sex.

2. Something positive remaining behind from a former period or state of affairs.
The wangover is real. His dick was amazing, I am in such a good mood.
by Baddie6969 March 26, 2017
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wangover

adj. The miserable bowel movement the morning after 10 cent wing night. The effects of which are usually amplified by the consumption of alcohol.
Man, i am regretting eating all 30 wings last night, the wangover was terrible!
by snickolas April 4, 2011
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wangover

Awful stomach pains and headache resulting from ingesting too much semen the night before. Formed by conjoining the words "wang" and "hangover"
Kristen performed fellatio so many times last night that she know has a wangover.

Cori sucked so much dick last night that she has an awful wangover so eating so much cum.
by Big_Tony October 22, 2007
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Wangovèr

N. Wine + Hangover = Wangovèr

When you wake up in the middle of the night with your mouth feeling like the pages of the original old testament, you curse Moses and realize that you are already too hungover from the prior night of debauchery to reach the bathroom. After this thirty seconds of misery, one smacks his lips, perhaps hawks up some mucus to provide some oral lubrication and rolls over in bed destined to wake up at least three more times before he or she first snoozes the alarm.
Example 1:
Albert- Damn man you got TWO wangovèrs last night????
Rapheal- Yuppppp, woke up 6 times before my first snooze.... this is outdated AF... but FML.

Example 2:
Pablo Sanchez- Man, I need some brunch in my system A.S.A.P... the wangovèr was REAL last night!
Pete Wheeler- Lets hit Annie's.
by 53xtown April 11, 2017
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