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Willy's Wonka

Willy's magical penis, which tastes like every single piece of candy he has ever made. The flavor is endless.Start by sticking a marshmellow on his tinky, light a candle and make some smores.
While i was hooking up with this guy at a party last night, I could have swore he had Willy's Wonka. It tasted just like nerds.
by Doglover69 May 15, 2009
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Will's Law

A belief that everything bad that will happen, will happen to Will. Whatever Will does Will gets the shaft. Quite amuzing to be around when Will's Law takes affect.
Will: I dropped my milk and got kicked out of Kroger for a year. :L

George: Really?! I dropped mine too but they gave me a hundred dollars...wierd.

Will: GAH!
by George Hoefer April 22, 2005
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Wilko's

Slang for the shop Wilkinson's
'Do you fancy going to Wilko's??'

Steve: 'Where did you get that from?'
John: 'I got it from Wilko's mate!'
by Weezley December 15, 2008
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Will's Cheesy Nachos

A type of nachos Will invented and asked Josh to help start the restaurant.
Will's cheesy nachos were so cheesy!
by Remyboi December 1, 2019
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Will's Law

A universal law that states "Without your sacrifice and actions of the past, the present would have turned out much worse."
Joe: I got stuck in traffic today. I wish I would have made that earlier left turn, I could have been 20 minutes earlier!
Will: Yeah, but if you did go left, you probably would have been 30 minutes late. Will's Law means that you would have come out worse doing what you thought could have been better.
Joe: You're probably right, no sense dwelling on the past.
by The Button King September 30, 2020
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Willy's Wonka

A man takes a shit in his hands, then proceeds to spread the shit on his cock and balls. (making it look like a chocolate treat)while an unsuspecting female waits patiently for Willy's "chocolate" Wonka.
Dad's making Willy's Wonka again tonight.
by blaint73 June 26, 2007
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Big willy's Philly smack

The shocking smack that Will Smith (from philadelphia, pennsylvania) gave Chris Rcck at the Oscar's awards. The smack that you can use only when when someone is on stage presenting an award or anything involving a stage while disrespecting a person accompanying a person in the audience

Definition by: Samuel Prewitt Dayton, Ohio
I gave the comedian a big willy's philly smack after he flirted with my girlfriend on stage
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