Wilford Brimley

a root beer soda with cherry flavoring

"After work, I relaxed on the porch with an ice-cold Wilford Brimley."

by ulovetoast December 5, 2011

Wilford Brimley

Wilford Brimley
When 2 or more men consume as much sugar as possible then jerk each other off onto a s’more as they stare into each other eyes while saying “diabetes”. Whoever cums first has to eat the s’more.

After a long day in the woods Jason and Bill sat by the campfire eating s’mores. As they each reached for the last piece of chocolate they looked into each other’s eyes and said, “I’ll Wilford Brimley you for it.”

by Jewry Words July 12, 2022

wilford brimley

When a man goes down on a woman whilst she has a yeast infection the consistency of Quaker Oats.

A good Wilford Brimley always makes me hungry for funnel cake.

by Eric July 31, 2003

wilford brimley

to stuff a girl's vagina with piping hot quaker oats and then porky piggin' that shit.

me: "dude i had breakfast with your sister yesterday"

you: "yeah?"

me: "yeah, i gave her a wilford brimley."

by erik f. neumann January 10, 2008

wilford brimley

to stuff a girl's vagina with piping hot quaker oats and then porky piggin' that shit.

me: "dude i had breakfast with your sister yesterday"

you: "yeah?"

me: "yeah, i gave her a wilford brimley."

by erik f. neumann January 10, 2008

wilford brimley

When a girl makes a guy unkowningly go down on her whilst she has a yeast infection. The key is that the guy is unaware.

I pulled a Wilford Brimley on that guy last night.

by Interns August 6, 2003

Wilford Brimley

n. a cocktail; an Arnold Palmer with 2 dashes of bitters

Fix me up an Arnold Palmer..... no, wait! Make it a Wilford Brimley!

by ukilledthecat July 18, 2020