When a straight heterosexual male accidentally sticks his thumb up another man's rectum, purely by mistake. Usually occurs in male community showers at gyms or prisons/correctional facilities and dark rooms.
As I entered the dark room, I slipped and fell on Greg's bed, accidentally giving him a wilbert.
As the doctor was checking my cheeks, he accidentally gave me a wilbert.
As the doctor was checking my cheeks, he accidentally gave me a wilbert.
by Jim Bobbbb May 5, 2008
Failing and disappointing everyone in last possible moment while trying to get a world record on D14-Endurance.
by hdfin3rq February 26, 2021
my girlfriend and I were doing a little foreplay last night, but she was being a total bitch earlier that day, so I gave her a Wet Wilbert.
by EazyBreazy April 17, 2011
by Person38283484 June 6, 2020
Wilbert Ross (Hashtag Wilbert), is a Filipino singer, songwriter, dancer, actor and host. He is one of members of the dance group Hashtags on the noontime variety show It's Showtime.
by Sbxxxxxssor September 7, 2021
A BEAST IN THE SHEETS IF YOU EVER SLEEP WITH HIM YOU WILL NEVER GO TO ANOTHER MAN.HE IS THE DEFENITION OF ALPHA MALE.
Babe? Can I give you a Dry Wilbert?
What the f___ is that? Here I'll show you...(stick rough dry finger tip, deep into ear hole!) Like that... Hahaha!
What the f___ is that? Here I'll show you...(stick rough dry finger tip, deep into ear hole!) Like that... Hahaha!
by Ritequik 805 March 20, 2023