When a straight heterosexual male accidentally sticks his thumb up another man's rectum, purely by mistake. Usually occurs in male community showers at gyms or prisons/correctional facilities and dark rooms.
As I entered the dark room, I slipped and fell on Greg's bed, accidentally giving him a wilbert.
As the doctor was checking my cheeks, he accidentally gave me a wilbert.
As the doctor was checking my cheeks, he accidentally gave me a wilbert.
by Jim Bobbbb May 05, 2008
Failing and disappointing everyone in last possible moment while trying to get a world record on D14-Endurance.
by hdfin3rq February 26, 2021
my girlfriend and I were doing a little foreplay last night, but she was being a total bitch earlier that day, so I gave her a Wet Wilbert.
by EazyBreazy April 17, 2011
by Person38283484 June 06, 2020
Babe? Can I give you a Dry Wilbert?
What the f___ is that? Here I'll show you...(stick rough dry finger tip, deep into ear hole!) Like that... Hahaha!
What the f___ is that? Here I'll show you...(stick rough dry finger tip, deep into ear hole!) Like that... Hahaha!
by Ritequik 805 March 20, 2023
A BEAST IN THE SHEETS IF YOU EVER SLEEP WITH HIM YOU WILL NEVER GO TO ANOTHER MAN.HE IS THE DEFENITION OF ALPHA MALE.
The boy who lived. The boy who is most definitely grey. Or is he? You decide. He could be, but does he want to be. Is he? Or is he wanting to be. Patrick Bateman once said, “did you know I’m utterly insane?”
by Themanwhomightbe May 06, 2022