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When a straight heterosexual male accidentally sticks his thumb up another man's rectum, purely by mistake. Usually occurs in male community showers at gyms or prisons/correctional facilities and dark rooms.
As I entered the dark room, I slipped and fell on Greg's bed, accidentally giving him a wilbert.

As the doctor was checking my cheeks, he accidentally gave me a wilbert.
by Jim Bobbbb May 5, 2008
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pull a wilbert

Failing and disappointing everyone in last possible moment while trying to get a world record on D14-Endurance.
He is on wr pace, but he is going to pull a wilbert.
by hdfin3rq February 26, 2021
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Wet Wilbert

Fingering a girl and then giving her a wet willy using the wetness from her own vagina.
my girlfriend and I were doing a little foreplay last night, but she was being a total bitch earlier that day, so I gave her a Wet Wilbert.
by EazyBreazy May 7, 2011
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Barrett Wilbert weed

The most Beautiful and talented girl in the whole world
I love Barrett Wilbert weed more than anything in the world
by Person38283484 June 6, 2020
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Wilbert

A BEAST IN THE SHEETS IF YOU EVER SLEEP WITH HIM YOU WILL NEVER GO TO ANOTHER MAN.HE IS THE DEFENITION OF ALPHA MALE.
Once you go Wilbert you never go back
by anonymous November 22, 2021
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Joseph Wilbert

A god among many, better known as “Joseph Josh Morgan Mike Morgan Steel Toes Dane Mulrooney Peter Jesse J Rock Swanson Lied To The Guy In The Chair Thats The away She Goes Wilbert,” but commonly referred to as, “Jojo.”
Guy 1:Hey, what’s that you’re reading about?

Sophisticated Gentlemen: Oh, nothing. Just reading about this chummy asshole named Joseph Wilbert.
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Joseph Wilbert

The boy who lived. The boy who is most definitely grey. Or is he? You decide. He could be, but does he want to be. Is he? Or is he wanting to be. Patrick Bateman once said, “did you know I’m utterly insane?”
The boy: “ I want Patrick”

Sigma male: “G Chapo”

The man: “Thank you

Jj: Joseph Wilbert is me.”
by Themanwhomightbe May 6, 2022
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