Wifi

Something essential to a kids life such as water, food etc.

Oh no! We don't have wifi! My life is over!!!!

by Anonymous61676279625863 November 08, 2015

No wifi

A fate worse than hell

Hitler originally intended to give Poland no wifi but thought it was to extreme.

by Rogue_Shark June 17, 2016

wifi

wireless fucking internet.

i could go for some wireless fucking internet right about now. WIFI.

by jellllllllyyybeaaaannn June 20, 2009

WiFis

A word in use by apple fanboys to describe internet connection speeds.

I can't get connect to face book because my iPhone has no WiFis.

I got this iPhone because it has more Wifi's than Droid.

by qquack August 04, 2010

wifie

act of seeing a hot girl and telling your friends that is future wifie right there

yo that girl she dont know it yet but that is wifie right there damn

by brent griffin August 28, 2007

wifi

without it i life is meaningless

wifi is love wifi is life

by kkkkanyewest January 18, 2017

Wifi

Disciple of Bob the Almighty, you must offer and pray to it if you want fast connection.

Let us sacrifice to Wifi!

by LegendaryWølf September 24, 2022