Whoopi Goldberg

Eating/licking the dried faecal remains tangled in the hair around the asshole area.

Dad: 'Would you nail that girl?'

Keith:' Fuck yeah man, I would Whoopi Goldberg her!'

Whoopi Goldberg by OldYag October 7, 2009

Tea Whoopi-Goldberg

Tea, Black Nun

Lady of the house: "Would you like a cup of Tea?"
Builder "Yes please!"
LOTH "What do you take?"
Builder "Tea Whoopi-Goldberg!"
LOTH "Sorry"
Builder "No need to apologise, I understand that the middle class is xenophobic and forgive your ignorance. "
LOTH "That's OK, my husband is working away this week..."
Builder "So the bedroom light bulb needs changing and you can't reach?"

Tea Whoopi-Goldberg by crispindry July 19, 2009

Woopie Goldberg 

is when a girl or man keeps getting there butt slapped till it gets a red color, usually during sex.

Dude, while we were doing it i kept slapping her ass so much i think i gave her a Woopie Goldberg.

Woopie Goldberg by zerobeat121 February 3, 2012