Whomst'd've

'Whomst'd've' is the dominant word for: Who, Whom, and Whomst.

This word is used for did, and have.

This word is used rarely, due to how fancy many perceive this work to be, and usually side with Who, or Whom.

The most common use of 'Whomst'd've', is found in the most dominant culture, and most recent culture, the 'Memers'. The Memers were also the ones to invent this word.

Guy 1 (Presumably a Memer) : "Yo, do you Whomst'd've my other pencil?"
Guy 2 (Normie): "What? That's not even a word."
Guy 1: "Ye"
Guy 2: "No"
Guy 1: "Let me restate that you non-intellectual; Excuse me sir, do you have the knowledge of whom did have my previous pencil?"
Guy 2: "Can you stop?"
Guy 1: "People like you need to know true culture."

by *Bad times* November 17, 2017

whomst'd've'ly'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es'nt'ed's'y'es'nt't're'ing'able'ric'ive'al'nt'ne'm'll'ble'al'ny'less'w'ck'k'ly'py'nd'idy'ety'st'ged'ful'is

The most ultimate form of the word who even better than Whomst'd've'ly'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es'nt'ed's'y'es'nt't're'ing

Guy 1:Hey have you heard of the word Whomst'd've'ly'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es'nt'ed's'y'es'nt't're'ing'able'ric'ive'al'nt'ne'm'll'ble'al'ny'less'w'ck'k'ly'py'nd'idy'ety'st'ged'ful'is
Guy 2: how the fuck did you say that

by I will inhail you January 31, 2020

whomst

For times when you want to ask "who or whom", but need a fancier connotation.

"Francois dropped his caviar in the toilet."
"Whomst would do such a thing?!"

by lighting guy June 2, 2016

whom'st'd've'dist'd'n't'st'd've'll's'd've're'n't'y'all'll'ven't

the most intellectual word imaginable.

you: who
me an intellectual:whom'st'd've'dist'd'n't'st'd've'll's'd've're'n't'y'all'll'ven't

by Aidag June 1, 2018

whomst'd've'lu'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es'nt't're'ing'

The word of legend, only pronounceable by the gods of the human world.

Guy 1: “Hey man, we should invite Jack out to dinner for his birthday.”
Guy 2: “ whomst'd've'lu'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es'nt't're'ing' is Jack?”
Guy 3: “Jack Goff, obviously.”

by GlassMuncher February 6, 2020

Whomst’d’ve’ly’yaint’nt’ed’ies’s’y’es’ll

The superior form of whomst’dve.
With this new knowledge you can impress your friends at a party or impress loved ones and make them inferior to you.

Guy 1: Whomst’d’ve’ly’yaint’nt’ed’ies’s’y’es’ll took my weed brownies?!
Guy 2: Looks like you have bamboozled me again.

by Wet Tent June 17, 2018

whom'st'd've'lv'yaint'nt'ed'ies'y'es

adverb
1. contraction of: in the manner that one, whom it is, would have, wherein there are many instances in which it was not that you are not, and such a manner applies the quality of belonging to all such instances

PERSON A: Man, I've been thinking alot about the work that psychologists do: helping people overcome feelings of weakness and insecurity. What would you say - supposing you were a mental health professional - if I told you I felt defined by all the times in my life when I wasn't the strong person I want to be? How would you respond?
PERSON B: Hmm. Good question. I suppose whom'st'd've'lv'yaint'nt'ed'ies'y'es. But I don't think that aline is enough.
PERSON A: Word.

by nmsoop_lightbutter May 2, 2018