who are you?

this is a common expression for next morning reaction to a one night stand laying just beside you.

obvious statement; you find some stranger in your bed, and what's the first thing you ask? "who are you?"

by NLU September 23, 2005

who are you...?

said at the end of a sentence to insult someone. the sentence is usually ended with a famous persons name in relation to the topic started by the other participant.

"your legs are well black!"

Reply- "who are you...? wesley snipes?"

by Josh Wardle March 19, 2007

who are you?

Godly saying spoken bye keith in mall monkeys.

Fakeem: Man I'd like to tap dat
Keith: Who are you?!

by Matt da Fat September 15, 2003

Who are you?

How did you get into my house, oh god

Who are you is a saying that-
OH GOD, WHO ARE YOU?!?! HOW DID YOU GET INTO MY HOUSE, I’M GOING TO CALL THE POLICE

by Clancy1819 August 7, 2023

who are you from home?

what is your maiden name?

Cathy Cook: Sally, dear, who are you from home?

Sally Smith: An O'Neil. My parents are Shaun and Maggie.

by ditzy dottie September 2, 2009

Who are you, and what have you done with

Used to express astonishment when somebody says or does something completely out of character. The only possible explanation is that they've been replaced by an alien shape-shifter who looks exactly like them, but acts differently.

The phrase is a parody of the cliché found in old movies, when somebody returns home to find their lover gone and a stranger in their place.

Shanee: "I'm going to stay in tonight and study."
Ruthie: "Who are you, and what have you done with Shanee?"

by Yogi Bhajan February 26, 2011

who are you wearing?

Asked at award ceremonies (Oscars, Golden Globes, Emmy's Etc) by over-zealous reporters to celebrities about what brand name of clothing they are wearing. This is important because all of the middle class likes to know how the rich and famous dress.

Clarice: Who are you wearing?
Buffalo Bill: I'm wearing fat women
Hannibal Lecter: Shshshsthht
*Proceeds to eat everyone in the room except for Clarice, then mysteriously moves to Africa*

by mAgik bUs April 25, 2006