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Junior Grimes (J grimes) that one SoundCloud rapper/ kid that DOES EVERYTHING even if it’s morally reprehensible or disturbing, but it don’t matter because the world is his oyster and he’s above human understanding and beyond divine comprehension

J grimes is that rare white rapper who has more enemies than allies, if he’s not dead on the outside then he’ll be dead inside soon…though i wouldn’t count on since he’s an unstoppable force of destruction

@juniortrooper69 (tik toker “j bravo”, junior Grimes)
EXAMPLE:

Guy 1: Hey that white boi J is hella trash go egg his house and his car!

Guy 2: yeah cmon let’s get the boys and ruin his image

*sirens coming*

Guy 3: oh shit it’s the police!

Guy 1: somebody ratted us out, a traitor ?

__

Meanwhile: *junior sipping tea in his chair*

Heheheheh, I AM ALWAYS A THOUSAND STEPS AHEAD, for I am omnimalevolent

Junior grimes Aka “white boi J”

white boi J is an unusual rapper
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White boi J

Junior Grimes (J grimes) that one SoundCloud rapper/ kid that DOES EVERYTHING even if it’s morally reprehensible or disturbing, but it don’t matter because the world is his oyster and he’s above human understanding and beyond divine comprehension

J grimes is that rare white rapper who has more enemies than allies, if he’s not dead on the outside then he’ll be dead inside soon…though i wouldn’t count on since he’s an unstoppable force of destruction

@juniortrooper69 (tik toker “j bravo”, junior Grimes)
Guy 1: Hey that white boi J is hella trash go egg his house and his car!

Guy 2: yeah cmon let’s get the boys and ruin his image

*sirens coming*

Guy 3: oh shit it’s the police!

Guy 1: somebody ratted us out, a traitor ?

__

Meanwhile: *junior sipping tea in his chair*

Heheheheh, I AM ALWAYS A THOUSAND STEPS AHEAD, for I am omnimalevolent

Junior grimes Aka “white boi J”
by Unknown marsupial November 25, 2021
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White, Male, Christian, and Anti-war

White, Male, Christian, and Anti-war — the new way of saying “free white and 21” and “boys will be boys.

This new coinage is attributed to Marjorie Taylor Greene who was describing the antics of 21 year old Air National Guardsman Jack Teixeira. Greene, in fact, praised Teixeira as a hero of the MAGA cause in the tradition of Kyle Rittenhouse.

Teixeira illegally obtained classified and top secret documents and leaked them onto the internet via the Discord chat app.

Well…boys will be boys; and, he was free White and 21 after all. He was just sewing his wild oats while committing both treason and espionage for Jesus.

Green’s coinage has, at its core, the implication that White, male, Christians, who are against financial and military support for Ukraine are an oppressed and endangered group of Americans.

Linguistically, this is another example of new boutique terminology to describe old social and political power dynamics; and the comfortable resurgence of traditional forms of American ignorance which has recently been termed Christian Nationalism.
Jack Teixeira Is White, Male, Christian, and Anti-war; he’s a hero! And, he definitely shouldn’t be prosecuted for illegally obtaining classified and top secret documents; leaking them onto the internet; and, committing acts of both treason and espionage.
by Mind Hunter the Profiler April 15, 2023
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The Great White NOPE!

The Great White NOPE! — a term that applies primarily to people like former “Nice-President” Mike Pence and “white wading boot wearing” Ron DeSantis. Secondarily the term also applies to tapioca, tofu, and hospital produced rice pudding. What all of these have in common is that the leave a bad taste in your mouth and often cause gas!

Even the NRA booed Mike Pence; and, Republican surrogates are declaring Ron DeSantis unelectable outside of Florida because of the six week abortion law he just enacted.

DeSantis, when asked the location of the clitoris replied that it was located in the back of a woman’s throat proved himself to be a man of his generation who may have gotten his sex education from adult movies that were filmed in Florida.

FLORIDA PRIDE!!!!!!!!!

If “unelectable” or “un-electability” were a person, these two men would complete for the privilege of personifying these words.
Mike Pence and Ron DeSantis are in competition for the title: The Great White NOPE!
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The Great White NOPE!

The Great White NOPE! — Mike Pence and Ron DeSantis along with any member of MAGA and The Freedom Caucus.
Yep…that about covers it.
Mike Pence and Ron DeSantis along with any member of MAGA and The Freedom Caucus equals The Great White NOPE!. Who do I have to fuck to make these people disappear!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!??????????
by Mind Hunter the Profiler April 17, 2023
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silver haired middle aged white man

A coach, team owner, athletic director or public official who publicly excuses , colludes or conceals the illegal activities of an athlete/s for financial or professional gain to the detriment of wider society.

They can usually be found in newspaper and TV puff pieces defending the athlete with proclamations of "He did a bad thing and he regrets it , but he's good now."
Person 1 : "Did you see the news? The running back of (Insert sports team) just got arrested for breaking some guys face because he cut him up in traffic.
Person 2: Ahhh shit there goes our season he is going to have to go to jail.
Person 1: Nah his silver haired middle aged white man will be on the phone to the sheriffs office getting that shit squashed.
by ?fruit March 31, 2017
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White

Someone you cry over and miss
by heyheyhey2021 January 4, 2021
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