Jack Whitehall

Is the opposite of comedy. He is a stand up comedian so unfunny, he actually makes you cringe. He is about as funny as an AIDs flavoured ice cream. He represents a new generation of comedians who are simply on TV because they are reasonably attractive to 14-year-old girls who don't realise what comedy is. He is one of the new comedians that don't need jokes, but just swearwords and prancing around a lot. His lack of talent, however, is not an obstacle for Jack, because his father is a high-profile talent agent formerly in charge of people like Judi Dench, and this basically means Jack inexplicably is present on every TV show despite being utterly shit.

Kid: Mother, there is a funny smell coming from the toilet.

Mother: Do you mean 'funny' as in shit, or 'funny' as in Jack Whitehall?

Kid: Arn't they the same thing?

Mother: Actually yes, but I wish the shit would get booked on 8 out of 10 cats more, as at least he has funnier material.

by ozlehfewfhgg March 13, 2011

whitehanded

The state of having semen on one's usually dominant hand, especially immediately after masturbation.

I told my mom I was doing homework, but when she barged in the Computer Room, she caught me whitehanded

by Gaijinguy April 21, 2008

whiteshaw

An angel from heaven whos voice flows like a bird in the spring morning. With the sun barely grazed across the silk crisp morning air. You will see the whiteshaw emerge from the evergreen trees with beauty surrounding.

The interaction with the whiteshaw left me speechless after getting railed

by twizock September 7, 2023

Bombay Shitehawk

Not unlike the common shitehawk, but of a much higher eschelon. Often regarded as king of shitehawkery.

Not only are you a shitehawk, youre a fucking bombay shitehawk.

by michael1984 December 6, 2005

whitehaven

Little town by the sea side, situated in Cumbria, In North West England

Whitehaven Martitime festival!

by rootbeerjello June 11, 2006

Whitelaw

Town of 700 in Wisconsin. We once had a black family in Whitelaw but they were quickly expelled. Drug charges I believe. They were my neighbors. We also have something called Wienerfest, not as gay as it sounds. You can come, dress up like a wiener in the parade, eat wieners all weekend and listen to bands while eating your wiener and drinking your beer. It is no exception to Wisconsin, we pound a lot of beer and pussy. Not to be confused with the sh*t town St. Nazianz.

person 1 "where did Jamal and LaKifa go?"

person 2 "they didn't last too long in Whitelaw"

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person 1 "what should we do?"

person 2 "lets go eat some wieners and dump some beers"

by Whitelaian 1 November 9, 2011

whitehat

hacker lingo A whitehat hackers is a person who uses their skills for good rather than bad. Some people see them as lame, some don't. The point is gray is the way to be.

blackhat, whitehat, grayhat... everyone needs to get along and unite in the one aim of flaming script kiddie lamers

by papaunix December 13, 2004