white van

no matter how old they are, the male driver of this van will always spend less time watching the road and more time eyeing up any member of the opposite sex. If you get two men at the front of the van, you are more than likely to have the non-driver wind down the window and make some laddish comment. Usually grown-up townies (see also). Also see: paedo, paedophile

"origh'?" said the 40-year-old man in his white van to the 14-year-old girl walking by.

by beckybunny June 15, 2004

White Van

An apparatus used by sex offenders and pedophiles to swipe kids. Usually comes with the offer of free candy, free wifi, or a ride home.

Cosby: Yo, Kilo G be swipin' kids at the playground with his white van again.
Franken: Don't act like you the innocent one here Bill.

by Kamikazee49 March 08, 2018

White Van

White vans are where it's at u get free candy and ps5/Xbox series x and gaming setups with free wifi and on Fortnite, u get 0 ping

White vans are fun.

by Mason9180 November 26, 2020

white vans

hippie shoes most commonly worn by white kids named daniel

Kid: Damn Daniel, back at it again with the white vans
Daniel: Shut the fuck up

by D. Showerhandel March 24, 2016

White Van

If someone drives up to you in a white van and offers you candy or v-bucks don’t accept

This man in a white van pulled up and offered me free candy

by CreeperHead151 May 15, 2020

white vans

Shoes that the Damn Daniel guy wears.
Not to be confused with the shady kidnapping white vans.

Josh: Damn Daniel, wearing those white vans again?
Daniel: Lol yeah.

by TrashPandaz February 27, 2016

white van bitter

A beer of unknown origin delivered in contravention of a licensee's contract with his approved suppliers, in the dead of night, by a white van.

This beer isn't Tetley's, I think it is White Van Bitter.

by Mad4MMR August 14, 2006