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white-glove mechanic 

an elite, often highly-specialized, perhaps cerebral, expensive mechanic
Telsa sent over some white-glove mechanic to diagnose the problem and he charged me $2000

The White Glove

Whilst performing a houdini, during the process of spitting on the receiving team's back, the male ejaculates into his hand. as she turns around thinking he had finished, she receives a hearty slap to the face full of cum. optional smear to the hair.
Person 1: "Yo how you gonna break up with sally?"
Person 2: "im gonna give that bitch the white glove."
The White Glove by houdinihand September 22, 2007

dirty white glove 

When one ejaculates into his hand proceeding to slap his partner in the face with said discharge.
She explained the crusty handprint on her face to be the result of "a dirty white glove."

the white glove treatment

A sexual act in which the male ejaculates in his hand and then smacks his woman across the face.
dude did you give her the white glove treatment?
hellz yea man, got her good too!!!!

White Glover

A lackey paid to jerk off thoroughbred horses in order to keep them calm before a big race.
I went to the winner's circle to congratulate the entire team behind the victorious horse, but was careful not to shake hands with the white glover.
White Glover by Darktowerfan March 29, 2023

white gloves 

Someone who shows up to a gig and takes all the credit without doing the dirty work (hence their white gloves).
Dan: Where's Ollie? Isn't he doing the get-out?
Fraser: No, he only does the gigs. He's got white gloves. The lazy fucker.
white gloves by techiespecial November 30, 2013