When a guy cannot get a boner because of too much beer or alcohol..even if megan fox was in front of you naked..
GUY 1: Dude! megan fox offered to pay me a million dollars to fuck her...
GUY 2: Well shit you never need to work agian! :)
GUY 1: I had whiskey dick...so im broke
GUY 2: Well shit you never need to work agian! :)
GUY 1: I had whiskey dick...so im broke
by jacob ladders August 22, 2009
A units of length accepted throughout most countries and based on the length of the fabled dick of Whiskey Richards; especially : a unit equal to 17.5 million feet with each foot comprising 12 inches.
Man, I feel like I just ran a Whiskey Dick!
"Well, I could walk five hundred Whiskey Dicks and I could walk five hundred more..."
According to the map the treasure is located two Whiskey Dicks north of Dead Man's Swamp.
"Well, I could walk five hundred Whiskey Dicks and I could walk five hundred more..."
According to the map the treasure is located two Whiskey Dicks north of Dead Man's Swamp.
by PiraticalScholar November 08, 2011
by Bishdus1 March 21, 2018
Term used when a man who has been drinking engages in sexual acts with a man or woman and can not get erect due to alcohol consumption. Often used as an excuse when a man has erectile dysfunction and is too embarrassed to admit it.
"Your pathetic Joe, you didnt even bang that chick and she was asking for it!" said Tim.
"Joe, i already told you, I had a horrible case of Whiskey Dick!" said Joe
"Joe, i already told you, I had a horrible case of Whiskey Dick!" said Joe
by BAwrestler12 July 01, 2011
This guy: Man last night was crazy.
That guy: Tell me about it! I drank so much whiskey that I had my game pipe up until I fell asleep! I was rad and walkin'!
This guy: Damn man, you always rock the whiskey dick.
That guy: Tell me about it! I drank so much whiskey that I had my game pipe up until I fell asleep! I was rad and walkin'!
This guy: Damn man, you always rock the whiskey dick.
by =Ray= December 04, 2008
When a guy has had too much to drink and cannot achieve a full erection. It's kind of like this sad floppy thing that can't get it together. Have you ever seen one of those inflatable-balloon-men at a car dealership? Yeah, basically the same deal.
*Also makes it near impossible to have sex. Finicky little thing.
*Also makes it near impossible to have sex. Finicky little thing.
Jenny: Oh my god, Jeremy had the WORST whiskey dick last night! He couldn't get it in no matter how many times he tried.
Amanda: What's whiskey dick?
Jenny: Whiskey dick is when a guy's dick turns into one of those car dealership inflatable-balloon-men. IT NEVER STAYS UP!
Amanda: What's whiskey dick?
Jenny: Whiskey dick is when a guy's dick turns into one of those car dealership inflatable-balloon-men. IT NEVER STAYS UP!
by KeenKitty June 05, 2013
When you wake up from an extreme night of drinking with an incredible erection. The muscles in your penis contract so that you don't pee on yourself in your sleep.
Usually beneficial if you have a female with you the next morning, as you can go for a long time since your penis is trying to not let anything release.
Usually only relieved by urinating (which is hard to do in that condition)
Usually beneficial if you have a female with you the next morning, as you can go for a long time since your penis is trying to not let anything release.
Usually only relieved by urinating (which is hard to do in that condition)
Man...I woke up this morning with Whiskey Dick after all that beer last night...I could have used it to go out and drive nails into the sidewalk!
by Disco Godfather July 31, 2008