Whipple

n. The act of smacking one's penis anywhere on another person's body, preferably the face. May be accompanied by the victory shout, "Whipple!"

Often used in verb form as well.
"Whipple!"
"I'm gonna give you a whipple."
"He whippled me and now I can't open my left eye!"
by mccarth January 16, 2009
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Whippled

Attempting to prove an argument by arrogantly providing a testable example only to have that example epically disprove your argument.
Yessir.

Micah Whipple, at your service. Like all employees I've also been in every game manual and credit reel since I've been here.

Whippled
by AnonymousRealID July 10, 2010
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whipple

To give a good, firm handshake. Often thought about and used before interviews or big meetings. Could determine your chances of receiving your dream job.
Before my interview, I practiced my whipple with my friends.
by Charles Baker September 15, 2010
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whippled

Being caught in an endless converation with someone that has no point or meaning. Usually one party is extremely cheesy and the other party is trapped unable to break away from the conversation. Once the person is able to leave they are confused. Talknapped.
I'm sorry I am late, but I ran into a guy at the store and he whippled me for over an hour.
by Carl Hansell June 17, 2006
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whipple

I just installed whipple pushing 10 psi in my Cobra and smoked a Lambo.
by Pongdadong May 16, 2007
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whipple

a word that describes an individual who has shown themself to be very brainless in one way or another, thus comparing them to the cleansing product for vaginas.
you're such a whipple... i wish i knew your existence was this pathetic when i started hanging out with u.
by Jason Whipple February 18, 2005
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Whippled

a reaction to someone else that is worded as an action, and can have a positive,negative or neutral meaning. in a positive sense, it is similar to when someone "eats your art" and in a negative meaning it is similar.
"just whippled my pants"
"i just whippled"
"can you make me stop whippling?"
by ImpostorWhipple July 13, 2023
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