When in doubt, Throw the Halfling

A Barbaric proverb, stemming from Dungeons and Dragons, Implying that when the obvious fails, do something unexpected, the saying apparently started as an inside joke but now has spread to the general geek/RPG community

DM: There appears to be a secret door in that wall
Druid: *throws rock*
DML Nothing happens
Druid: Come on guys lets go
Barbarian: Can I throw the Halfling at it?
Rogue(hafling):NOOOOOOOO
DM: sure
Rogue: Noooooo
Barbarian: To late, I get annitiative
DM the door opens and the halfing takes 2 points of damage
Barbarian: When in doubt, throw the Halfling

by pvtcaboose103 November 08, 2009

when in doubt, whip it out

Common slang umong military enlisted to salute an approaching person in uniform when uncertain of their rank. Better to be safe than sorry. More common with the NAVY as Chief Petty Officers have gold anchors on their collars and are often mistaken for gold oak leafs (signifying a Lieutenant Commander or Major).

Bill- "Don't look now, but here comes an officer"
Larry-"No, it looks like a Chief Petty Officer from here"
Bill-"When in doubt, whip it out. Better to be on the safe side then to ignore him if he was an officer".
Larry-"You're right"

*Both saluting-"Good morning sir".

by awj_woody May 01, 2007

When in doubt pick c

What everyone tells yo to do if you have no idea what to do on a multiple choice question

Dan: Fuck this questions hard i don't know what to pick, but i de3finately know it's not c

TT: tha fuck u talkin bout, every answer on my test is c, u know how it goes: When in doubt pick c! write that shit down!

dan: but......

TT: do it nigga!

by yung-reap November 15, 2008

when in doubt won't

Stubbornly resolute rendition of when in doubt don't. Advice you wish you had listened to a couple weeks after

If only when in doubt won't was considered moral morrows wouldn't have withered.

by Hercolena Oliver April 17, 2009

When in doubt, whip it out

Getting your penis out

Steve: my Penis is too warm

Emma: When in doubt, whip it out

by Emma and Rob December 04, 2008

When in doubt pussy out

When you can't handle it... Get the fuck out!!!

when in doubt pussy out ok my main man...

by Makaylabitch930 November 14, 2015

When in doubt pinky out

An older term told to people going to tea parties or fancy parties. Now used as a term to tell someone when in doubt try it anyway.

Trever - should I try Bungee jumping ? Lisa- when in doubt pinky out !

by dragonboy8586 July 14, 2021