Mrs. Wheaton

A bitch ass cracker who can't teach ICS and sucks Mr. Millard's dick

What a Mrs. Wheaton

by Tr0ll God October 09, 2018

Wheaton's Law

Don't be a dick.

Dude, before you go and punch that pregnant lady in the face, may I remind you of Wheaton's Law?

by mediamonkey June 08, 2010

wil wheaton

That one guy who whenever you play a game; video or board; fails miserably, especially if the game includes dice rolling.

Based off of Wil Wheaton, known as the king of shitty dice rolling.

Omg, that guy lost again. He's such a wil wheaton.

by knivestheshadowentity July 01, 2015

Wheaton's Rule

Don't be a dick.

You just broke Wheaton's rule. You're such a dick.

by lucius153 January 01, 2010

wheaton steamer

When you are wearing a beautiful dress and you are shat on, e.g. through a diaper, despite your best intentions.

OMFG I was just the victim of a wheaton steamer and now I have to walk around in this shit all night!!

by Ellis September 09, 2010

slums of wheaton

The hard streets of Wheaton, IL. Gangstas, pimps and drug dealers roam freely.

As I strut through the slums of Wheaton, I am lost.

by Jigga Diesel October 22, 2008

Kenny Wheaton

Defensive back for the University of Oregon '94-'97. Most well known for his game ending interception return for a touchdown to upset the Washington Huskies in 1994.

KENNY WHEATON'S GONNA SCORE! KENNY WHEATON'S GONNA SCORE!

by hazmat5793 January 27, 2012