whatever rocks your cock
whatever rocks your cock by IAmBeeJ August 2, 2016
detecting multiple leviathan class lifeforms in the region. Are you certain whatever you’re doing is worth it?
Following this PDA warning there are two scenarios.
A: you ignore it and shit your pants to a reaper leviathan seconds later.
B: You turn around and your pants get to live another day
A: you ignore it and shit your pants to a reaper leviathan seconds later.
B: You turn around and your pants get to live another day
PDA: “Detecting multiple leviathan class lifeforms in the region. Are you certain whatever you’re doing is worth it?”
You: “I can’t possibly imagine what could go wro-AHHHHH,SH** YOU CU*T GO F*** YOURSELF, NO NO NO NO NO JESUS.”
Your seamoth: *Dies*
Your pants: *Turn brown*
A hole in your monitor: *Appears*
You: “I can’t possibly imagine what could go wro-AHHHHH,SH** YOU CU*T GO F*** YOURSELF, NO NO NO NO NO JESUS.”
Your seamoth: *Dies*
Your pants: *Turn brown*
A hole in your monitor: *Appears*
Whatever Hot Rods
Whatever Hot Rods is a growing company that is passionate about cars, burnouts, and good times. WHR gives gearheads a platform to be passionate about their cars and share stories with others that have the same interests. "Its all about what you like, and not worrying what others think about your car." -Tommy Zoerner, CEO
Person 1: Hey, did you see that car show that Whatever Hot Rods hosted last night? I've never seen so many Firebirds!
Person 2: Did I see it? Of course I did! I won the burnout contest!
Person 1: Damn, that's awesome!
Person 2: Did I see it? Of course I did! I won the burnout contest!
Person 1: Damn, that's awesome!
Whatever Hot Rods by geargirl96 June 29, 2018
Listen lady whatever you’re selling I ain’t buying yo
Listen lady whatever you’re selling I ain’t buying yo by Gtagamer1000000 September 20, 2022
Whatever fords your river.
similar to "whatever caulks your wagon", both taken from the classic Apple II Game Oregon Trail. Both mean "Whatever makes you happy"
Whatever fords your river. by RCampz November 10, 2009
Whatever floats your root beer
"I don't get it, but hey--whatever works for you."
Used to denote ambivalence toward another's choice of action/food/hobby/sexual partner.
See Whatever humps your camel, whatever floats your boat.
From the delicious invention of the root beer float, a scoop of ice cream placed into a frosty mug of Sprecher's best.
Used to denote ambivalence toward another's choice of action/food/hobby/sexual partner.
See Whatever humps your camel, whatever floats your boat.
From the delicious invention of the root beer float, a scoop of ice cream placed into a frosty mug of Sprecher's best.
Two kids sit down in the cafeteria.
Ryan: Sweet! My mom packed me a peanutbutter & tunafish sandwhich for lunch!
Josh: *enjoying his pizza Lunchable* Whatever floats your root beer, dude.
Ryan: Sweet! My mom packed me a peanutbutter & tunafish sandwhich for lunch!
Josh: *enjoying his pizza Lunchable* Whatever floats your root beer, dude.
Whatever floats your root beer by Lady Chevalier July 10, 2005
Whatever Sucks You're Dick
Person 1: Hey man have you tried that buffalo chicken?
Person 2: Yeah but I'm more of a Parmesan guy.
Person1: Hey, Whatever Sucks You're Dick.
Person 2: Yeah but I'm more of a Parmesan guy.
Person1: Hey, Whatever Sucks You're Dick.
Whatever Sucks You're Dick by Watermelonjuice January 13, 2011