whammed

Whammed: being very drunk

Hit with something of a rubber consistancy. Like a dildo.

I got whammed last night.

Dave whammed me with my own dildo.

I want to get whammed.

by jim_the_shit July 16, 2008

Wham

To Wham on someone would be to verbally assault them or to make jokes at their expense

Used primarily in DC, MD, VA.

After Carl talked about my mother's chest hair and my non existent father it was obvious he was trying to wham on my ass.

by billybadasses March 27, 2009

Wham

what you say when someone says something ridiculous or stupid, usually followed by an open palm, circular, hand motion.

Person 1: Hey dude,yesterday night i saw Brad Pitt's cousin's, cousin's, wife's, brother's, mother-in-law's, sister!

Person 2: WHAM!!!!!!!

by Johnson La'Dic July 26, 2010

Whams

Excess energy typically found in small children and animals usually brought on by forced inactivity.

You should run around a bit and get your whams out.

by gonnagetoveryou May 6, 2011

Wham

Large, big-boned, fat female

Have you seen Beth?? She is WHAM

by lizzobedieting December 30, 2019

Wham

George Michaels band standing for "White Horny Anal Men"

OMG here comes the WHAM!!!!! RUN!!!!!!!!

by LordBallz July 1, 2011

Wham

Wham means anything and also nothing you make what it means in any situation and the other person just understands

That Stella was just WHAM

by The Grimsby boy November 20, 2020