whackamole

the art of using ones penis to stimulate their partner's clitoris as if playing a game of whack-a-mole with a mallet.

Clitoris=Mole
Penis=Mallet

Jane absolutely hated when Dick would play whackamole on her in bed.

by gr8s8n August 17, 2003

Whackamole

Dude who whacks moles in his sleep as he desperately fights for his life. A whackamole is usually seen stealing womens underwear off clothing racks. He also loves to chow down on rat feces.

Example: *Drools* He is such a whackamole! I love how he eats the feces and steals undies. That dude is sexy!

droollovewhackamolefuncleverman

by apersonwholiveshere February 4, 2010

Whackamashigga

To whack someones bag of sugar.

To hit on a gang member's girlfriend.

Man, you just whackamashigga!

by Stalking One May 3, 2005

whackjabob

1. any apecimen of hairy beasts who's mating technique consists of sticking a spoon up their butt and poking their mate with a slab of boneless fried chicken. These animals are very dangerous and have been known to hide in septic tanks and make the sound of a constipated gorilla.

see Mr. Poe

A whackjabob tried to steal my collection of petrified turds yesterday, but I fended it off with a picture of a combover and a recording of Tom Brokaw.

by DAWAN June 1, 2003

whackjabob

1. any apecimen of hairy beasts who's mating technique consists of sticking a spoon up their butt and poking their mate with a slab of boneless fried chicken. These animals are very dangerous and have been known to hide in septic tanks and make the sound of a constipated gorilla.

see Mr. Poe

A whackjabob tried to steal my collection of petrified turds yesterday, but I fended it off with a picture of a combover and a recording of Tom Brokaw.

by JAMAL May 31, 2003