wesley snipes

the absence of light; very dark

Mike, you should really turn on your headlights, it's getting wesley snipes out here.

by oldirty3 December 15, 2009

Wesley Sniped

To get busted for tax evasion/fraud.

I told him don't post on Facebook about making money under the table. I would hate to see my boy get Wesley Sniped.

by rapaddict40 December 25, 2010

Wesley Sniped

While peeing, you struggle to get the stream flowing. It picks up to a slow trickle after what seems like forever. Then after seeing yourself in the mirror, you think for a split second someone is watching you pee. You shrink up and the stream comes to an immediate halt.

"Damn Cornelious, i had to piss but after seeing myself in the mirror i totally Wesley Sniped"

by MCbsoup September 5, 2011

wesley snipes

Refers to a man who took too much steroids.

Wesley Snipes was funny in Major League. He then began to take steroids. Wesley is not funny anymore.

by Billy Cole June 5, 2006

Wesley Snipes Black

The darkest black you could ever get. Darker than Jet Black and every other black combined!

The negro is Wesley Snipes Black!

by MEOW PLOXORA November 15, 2007

Wesley Snipes Clause

When an actor has a clause written into his contract, stipulating that he must have a sex scene with the leading actress.

Did Wesley Snipes really get to suck JLo's tits in Money Train? Yeah, he had the Wesley Snipes Clause in his contract.

by Harlan Regis October 15, 2018

Wesley Snipes Sex Scene

A particularly realistic looking sex scene in TV or movies, in which the actors look like they are actually having sex for real.

The sex scene with Jennifer Lopez in Money Train was a classic Wesley Snipes Sex Scene.

by The Sly Trombone July 29, 2019